So, today was a day of epic FAILS.
I woke up at 11 - turns out I stayed up waaay too late last night watching Adult Swim.
I stumbled out of bed, got ready, had three missed calls from my friend (we were supposed to meet up at 9. woops!)
I decided I'd stop and get us both coffee on the way (you know us Seattleites- we love our beans) and, of course, my card gets declined. OUCH.
Luckily I had enough cash to get the java and run.
Once I got there, we loaded up her son in the car and decided to go shopping- or in my case, looking- seeing as I didn't really have cash to spare.
Let me just say: six inch heels are NOT a wise choice to push a stroller in. Or even cary a 5 month old baby in. I was getting in quite the workout carrying little Cisco up and down stairs, around stores, and through random hallways. That kid is heavy. AND WOULD NOT STOP GRABBING MY BOOBS!
On the way back from the mall, I decided to call one of my ex boyfriends. Definitely in need for a quickie- but, of course, he is no longer single and claims he doesn't want to hangout because he "knows" something will go down.
WELL, DUH!
I WANT SOMETHING TO GO DOWN!
I was pretty tired and sexually frustrated while driving home. And, as if things couldn't get any stupider, my "low tire pressure" light comes on.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I GOT A FUCKING FLAT TIRE WHILE DRIVING HOME. ON THE FREEWAY!!!
I decided to just keep driving.
Now my car is in the driveway with a flat, and I'm sitting at home not getting any cock.
Oh well.
At least today was exciting?
I woke up at 11 - turns out I stayed up waaay too late last night watching Adult Swim.
I stumbled out of bed, got ready, had three missed calls from my friend (we were supposed to meet up at 9. woops!)
I decided I'd stop and get us both coffee on the way (you know us Seattleites- we love our beans) and, of course, my card gets declined. OUCH.
Luckily I had enough cash to get the java and run.
Once I got there, we loaded up her son in the car and decided to go shopping- or in my case, looking- seeing as I didn't really have cash to spare.
Let me just say: six inch heels are NOT a wise choice to push a stroller in. Or even cary a 5 month old baby in. I was getting in quite the workout carrying little Cisco up and down stairs, around stores, and through random hallways. That kid is heavy. AND WOULD NOT STOP GRABBING MY BOOBS!
On the way back from the mall, I decided to call one of my ex boyfriends. Definitely in need for a quickie- but, of course, he is no longer single and claims he doesn't want to hangout because he "knows" something will go down.
WELL, DUH!
I WANT SOMETHING TO GO DOWN!
I was pretty tired and sexually frustrated while driving home. And, as if things couldn't get any stupider, my "low tire pressure" light comes on.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I GOT A FUCKING FLAT TIRE WHILE DRIVING HOME. ON THE FREEWAY!!!
I decided to just keep driving.
Now my car is in the driveway with a flat, and I'm sitting at home not getting any cock.
Oh well.
At least today was exciting?
the_matt79:
Urph, sorry about that, Tomorrow has gots to be better...right?
mk47:
dont ya jus love kids , >