Dear roommates-
I really hate you. Please fuck off and get the hell out of my house.
Fatty - please wake up and acknowledge the fact that you are gay. You'll be much happier. Oh, and sometimes you need to admit that things are your fault. Everyone makes mistakes.
Fro - you're alright I guess but you need to be cleaner and not throw tantrums when you can't park in "your" spot.
Drunko - I hate you the most. Give me $3000 and a new bong and we'll call it even.
Sincerely-
The bitch upstairs
I really hate you. Please fuck off and get the hell out of my house.
Fatty - please wake up and acknowledge the fact that you are gay. You'll be much happier. Oh, and sometimes you need to admit that things are your fault. Everyone makes mistakes.
Fro - you're alright I guess but you need to be cleaner and not throw tantrums when you can't park in "your" spot.
Drunko - I hate you the most. Give me $3000 and a new bong and we'll call it even.
Sincerely-
The bitch upstairs
I AM SOOOOO NOT GAY! What... this penis? In my mouth? Umm.. I'm just keeping it for.. a friend?
-Fatty
[Edited on Aug 03, 2003]