I party like its 1999. I'm Canada's next top model. I never prespire. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I'm constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddle. I dance with the stars. I consistantely beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in the same day and still had time to refurbish and entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy wear. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children want to be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I'm a go-getter. I sleep once a day.....basically i rock.
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comin4u:
I agree with Vesper, pretty rad intro!
rouse:
AWWWWWW SOO CUTE..!! THX FOR THE MESSAGE!!! MUAHHHH