I finally did it. Twenty years ago I saw a bumper sticker that read "Kill Your Television" and yesterday after being asked one too many times about American Idol and after being forced to hear The Jerry Springer Show, I came home and softly slapped the television screen with a hammer. The image is erased. The sound has dissipated. An empty box sits on a...
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I've been taking care of my friend with a wired jaw and crushed frontal / maxillary bones. An awful car accident. He's walking and talking, but has to eat liquid chicken with a syringe proded into the back of his mouth. LIQUID CHICKEN, yet the fucker still has me laughing with his jokes, observations, and insults. How? I would be curled up in a ball...
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xpenelopex:
Yay! You get a cookie! 
kwizzle:
If I knew, baby, I wouldn't feel the way I did.
That said, people recommend exercise and distraction. Go to a show and dance your fucking feet sore!
That said, people recommend exercise and distraction. Go to a show and dance your fucking feet sore!
"I was over in Australia during Easter, which is interesting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant BUNNY RABBIT...left chocolate eggs in the night. Now...I wonder why we're fucked up as a race".
- Bill Hicks
"Rant in E minor"
- Bill Hicks
"Rant in E minor"
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kwizzle:
I'm gonna have to give you a firm "werd" on that one, friend.
khillerkitten:
Congrats on the New Job, Kid! (I couldn't help but over hear....) Good Luck, Mister.
Went to a job fair yesterday. Just got a call back now. What is that line from A Scanner Darkly that Robert Downey , Jr. says when he purchases the mountain bike from the gypsy grifters? "Total. Total. Total. Total. Total...Total Providence". Well its only an interview so I shouldn't get that excited. But if I get this job I won't have to sit in...
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kwizzle:
Hooooray, interview!
Yeah, I can see myself picking the book up in another year or so, now that I know what to expect, and getting a lot more out of it.
Mmm, delicious words.
Yeah, I can see myself picking the book up in another year or so, now that I know what to expect, and getting a lot more out of it.
Mmm, delicious words.
I just read The Gay Science for two hours listening to Star Wars soundtrack. Feel like ten million dollars. What a personal prescription for...well I don't have a word that fits here. Eudaimonia? No. Anyway, its a good feeling. A positive feeling. Like when your school passed by on the morning news scroll bar and said CLOSED due to inclement weather. That kind of feeling....
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khillerkitten:
Who wrote that book?
kwizzle:
I love that you taught me a word.
Some of my best friends are turning into drug zombies. I hate narcotics. I'm so sick of seeing good people acting like slaves. And then blaming me for not lending them more money or driving them somewhere so they can score. I used to try and help them get clean. Now I think its better for me to just completely sever ties. What the hell...
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kwizzle:
Hey, take care of you -- and don't feel guilty when you do so.
And misery loving company is better than out-and-out schadenfreude.
And misery loving company is better than out-and-out schadenfreude.
suckad:
Wtf is disc golf aaaand I don't know where that is. Hah. Come to the cape & we can hang out.. somewhere. hah
maynard00:
Roaming
I played cards last night for four hours and lost a little tournament. Some 18 year old bombshell knocked me out. I should've paid more attention to my cards instead of her eyes. Regardless, I'm well on my way to becoming a part-time professional poker player. And what to do with the other part? Hmmm.
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kwizzle:
Sounds like a lucrative career you've discovered there . . . as long as there aren't any pretty girls nearby.
lady_a:
I can never decide what's more disturbing - the book itself or the fact that he even has the mind to come up with the stuff, you know? But hey, maybe I should question myself for reading everything of his I can get my hands on...even if I regret it later. *oh god i wish i hadn't read that line...wait i've got to read it again* 
Hi by the way!
Hi by the way!
maynard00:
I found these in an old sock drawer last Summer
maynard00:
A great hippie sport
dance_zanky:
Maynard00 said:
A great hippie sport
It's like hiking but you get to throw shit at trees. (:
And the lovely lady above me is right. It would make an awesome fish tank.