Shit Shovelers

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There's this stupid saying hat I've heard through out my life,

"I don't care if I had to shovel shit for a living, I'd make sure I was the best shit shoveler out there".

Stop. Please. If you were a shit shoveler and shoveled more shit than anyone else you know, that makes you the dumbest out of all the shit shovelers. You just shoveled...
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Not cool

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Ya know, if you don't invite me to your wedding, it's cool. I get it. But don't invite me to your Jack and Jill bachelorette party if I'm not invited to your wedding. And having a Jack and Jill thing is stupid anyway. I know it's just a present grab. And I would actually go and get you a present for it, if I was...
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Not Meant for this Cruel Corporate World

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For years and years I worked in corporate America. And after that, I gave more years to corporate America. I guess I couldn't get enough? For some reason, I thought I could live the American dream through corporate America. I'm not sure why I thought this. No one forced it upon me. I did it without thought or question.

For the decade that I worked...
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