Kayla asked this on a thread on the SG lifestyles message board: "You are given a piece of paper. You may write 10 things on it. After you write them you will be reverted to your life 10 years ago. What would you write to yourself?"
1) Just do it all exactly the same as I did, babe. Things should work out just fine in the end.
2) Oh fuck! Actually - maybe I've just messed things up by sending this note to you.
3) You know - like in that story by Ray Bradbury where the time traveller goes back to prehistoric times and steps on a butterfly thus setting off a chain of events that leads to the world of the future being utterly fucked.
4) Yeah, I know you've not read that one yet. Neither have I but...
5) Well, ok yeah - I guess 'Back To The Future' might've been a more appropriate reference point.
6) Haha - yes, I know you think Michael J Fox looks a bit like Barry J, who I know for a fact you have a severe crush on although you won't admit it.
7) Pity he ended up with Parkinson's disease, though, eh?
8) No, not Barry J - Michael J Fox. He was in a sitcom called 'Spin City' but had to leave 'cause the Parkinson's Disease got so bad. But do you know who Barry ended up with? Remember that blonde lassy from the....
9) Oh, shit! Fuck! You're not supposed to know any of this yet. What if this changes your future and you end up on serious drugs, or selling your body on Leith Docks, or marrying a door to door salesman?!?
10) Oh, don't cry, babe. Come on now. I'm sure everything'll be just fine.
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(MP3s)
* LINUS: 'Sizafitz':
2 American sisters & 2 English boys making a cool cool sound. This song is about a promnite tanning salon incident turned sour.
* DAWN OF THE REPLICANTS: 'Rice Cake Rabbit Soul'
Lika a Scottish Super Furry Animals. But this song's kinda punky.
* DAWN OF THE REPLICANTS: 'Candlefire'
"Voodoo Clowns! Voodoo Clowns!"
* HAR MAR SUPERSTAR:'Cry 4 Help'
Kick-ass funk sleeze that pisses gold! And it's from the KRS website, too! Cool!
* THE CINEMA EYE: 'What You Die For'
Manic girl-punk synth-laced mayhem! Introduced to me by Alisa.
* FREE KITTEN: 'Teeny Weeny Boppie'
Like an old Soul record that somehow melted in the sun: Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth), Julie Cafritz (Pussy Gallore), Mark Ibold (Pavement) and Yoshimi (The Boredoms)
* BIKINI KILL: 'I Like Fucking'
The original Riot Grrrls.
* DAWN OF THE REPLICANTS / DAVID HOLMES remix: 'Skullcrusher'
A great remix by David Holmes, the Belfast DJ who went on to do cool Hollywood soundtracks.
* LINUS: 'Little Goddess'
A recent, poppy demo from my favourite ex-riot grrrls. Still based in London but the bass-playing sister has left.
(Video)
* SONIC YOUTH: 'Bull In The Heather'
New York's finest. The vid also features Bikini Kill's Kathleen Hanna looking cute.
* SONIC YOUTH: 'Superstar'
A dark and pretty cover of the Carpenters song.
* SLEATER KINNEY: 'You're No Rock 'n' Roll Fun'
Female no-bass / guitar pop from ex-riot grrrls.
* GIRLS AGAINST BOYS
Noo-York sex-noize! Go to 3rd video down on the page. Early stuff's much better, but still so sleazy you'll wanna wear leather all day.
* ADD N TO (X): 'Plug Me In'
Soft porn girl-on-girl vid from the experimental British electronic trio
* ADD N TO (X): 'Metal Fingers In My Body'
Saucy Robo-core animated video, which I think is pretty funny.
Now, go visit my thread on the SG Message Board to post your own links and leave comments about what you think of my taste (rude puns welcome, of course). Be There.
1) Just do it all exactly the same as I did, babe. Things should work out just fine in the end.
2) Oh fuck! Actually - maybe I've just messed things up by sending this note to you.
3) You know - like in that story by Ray Bradbury where the time traveller goes back to prehistoric times and steps on a butterfly thus setting off a chain of events that leads to the world of the future being utterly fucked.
4) Yeah, I know you've not read that one yet. Neither have I but...
5) Well, ok yeah - I guess 'Back To The Future' might've been a more appropriate reference point.
6) Haha - yes, I know you think Michael J Fox looks a bit like Barry J, who I know for a fact you have a severe crush on although you won't admit it.
7) Pity he ended up with Parkinson's disease, though, eh?
8) No, not Barry J - Michael J Fox. He was in a sitcom called 'Spin City' but had to leave 'cause the Parkinson's Disease got so bad. But do you know who Barry ended up with? Remember that blonde lassy from the....
9) Oh, shit! Fuck! You're not supposed to know any of this yet. What if this changes your future and you end up on serious drugs, or selling your body on Leith Docks, or marrying a door to door salesman?!?
10) Oh, don't cry, babe. Come on now. I'm sure everything'll be just fine.
*****************
(MP3s)
* LINUS: 'Sizafitz':
2 American sisters & 2 English boys making a cool cool sound. This song is about a promnite tanning salon incident turned sour.
* DAWN OF THE REPLICANTS: 'Rice Cake Rabbit Soul'
Lika a Scottish Super Furry Animals. But this song's kinda punky.
* DAWN OF THE REPLICANTS: 'Candlefire'
"Voodoo Clowns! Voodoo Clowns!"
* HAR MAR SUPERSTAR:'Cry 4 Help'
Kick-ass funk sleeze that pisses gold! And it's from the KRS website, too! Cool!
* THE CINEMA EYE: 'What You Die For'
Manic girl-punk synth-laced mayhem! Introduced to me by Alisa.
* FREE KITTEN: 'Teeny Weeny Boppie'
Like an old Soul record that somehow melted in the sun: Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth), Julie Cafritz (Pussy Gallore), Mark Ibold (Pavement) and Yoshimi (The Boredoms)
* BIKINI KILL: 'I Like Fucking'
The original Riot Grrrls.
* DAWN OF THE REPLICANTS / DAVID HOLMES remix: 'Skullcrusher'
A great remix by David Holmes, the Belfast DJ who went on to do cool Hollywood soundtracks.
* LINUS: 'Little Goddess'
A recent, poppy demo from my favourite ex-riot grrrls. Still based in London but the bass-playing sister has left.
(Video)
* SONIC YOUTH: 'Bull In The Heather'
New York's finest. The vid also features Bikini Kill's Kathleen Hanna looking cute.
* SONIC YOUTH: 'Superstar'
A dark and pretty cover of the Carpenters song.
* SLEATER KINNEY: 'You're No Rock 'n' Roll Fun'
Female no-bass / guitar pop from ex-riot grrrls.
* GIRLS AGAINST BOYS
Noo-York sex-noize! Go to 3rd video down on the page. Early stuff's much better, but still so sleazy you'll wanna wear leather all day.
* ADD N TO (X): 'Plug Me In'
Soft porn girl-on-girl vid from the experimental British electronic trio
* ADD N TO (X): 'Metal Fingers In My Body'
Saucy Robo-core animated video, which I think is pretty funny.
Now, go visit my thread on the SG Message Board to post your own links and leave comments about what you think of my taste (rude puns welcome, of course). Be There.
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