Just a couple thoughts for the day:
1. A Meism
I'm wondering if tests have been done to prove that the awesome Tropical wallpaper in my dentists office really helps in going to a "safe place" whilst the drill 4000 is used.
2. Another Meism
Heading towards 30 sucks. However a decent party regiment means that I only remember 3/4 of my life. So, feeling 25. Nice.
3. A South Africanism
True story. A friend of mine lives on a small plot in the Johannesburg region. On discovering that the plot next door was becoming a small informal settlement (otherwise known as a shanty town), decided to build a tall wall to separate his plot out. Unknown to him, the wall was then used by the members of the informal settlement as back walls to their homes.
Waking up one morning he did the rounds around his plot. He discovered that during the night somebody had punched a hole in the wall and installed a window. He was staring at "the guy" through the beautifully curtained window. Whilst "the guy" was brushing his teeth, staring out of his new bathroom window.
A ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
4. A Guyism
Believe it or not, similtaneous crying and wanking is not the solution to your emotional problems.
Have a good day all.
1. A Meism
I'm wondering if tests have been done to prove that the awesome Tropical wallpaper in my dentists office really helps in going to a "safe place" whilst the drill 4000 is used.
2. Another Meism
Heading towards 30 sucks. However a decent party regiment means that I only remember 3/4 of my life. So, feeling 25. Nice.
3. A South Africanism
True story. A friend of mine lives on a small plot in the Johannesburg region. On discovering that the plot next door was becoming a small informal settlement (otherwise known as a shanty town), decided to build a tall wall to separate his plot out. Unknown to him, the wall was then used by the members of the informal settlement as back walls to their homes.
Waking up one morning he did the rounds around his plot. He discovered that during the night somebody had punched a hole in the wall and installed a window. He was staring at "the guy" through the beautifully curtained window. Whilst "the guy" was brushing his teeth, staring out of his new bathroom window.
A ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
4. A Guyism
Believe it or not, similtaneous crying and wanking is not the solution to your emotional problems.
Have a good day all.
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and miso soup is yummy!!!