every cell in my body hates you, i wish you were dead, i wish that when you die your tombstone laughs at you. i have nothing but contempt and boredom when i think of you and i feel that way about anyone that knows you
i want to go surfing in japan, i wish people with bad breath could smell better, i wish i could be a spectator at my own wedding, i think my kids will kill me in my sleep. i wish i could get a blowjob in a pool of warm ice cream, obama should say "yo" in a speech at least once, i sound like im from jersey even in my sleep, i am the biggest pile of feelings you will ever meet, i slept through an earthquake today, i miss that feeling of being with a woman and knowing shes not really into me, when i grow old i am going to be a whore at the nursing home, i wanna argue over the price of a text, i wonder if care bears ever get depressed, i wish more women would talk about how deep their vaginas are because i wouldnt bother with the really deep ones, i want a four minute hug. i want to walk up the the ceo of mcdonalds, slap him/her, wag my finger and yell no, buffalo wings are very misleading, i want to slap box with a sociopath, i think returning a cabbage patch doll should count as an abortion. when i tell people to text me i use my hands, i like driving in the middle lane while alternating my turn signals, i am always tired. ive always wanted to be a goonie and find a pirate ship
XOXOXO <---------thats how aids got started
i want to go surfing in japan, i wish people with bad breath could smell better, i wish i could be a spectator at my own wedding, i think my kids will kill me in my sleep. i wish i could get a blowjob in a pool of warm ice cream, obama should say "yo" in a speech at least once, i sound like im from jersey even in my sleep, i am the biggest pile of feelings you will ever meet, i slept through an earthquake today, i miss that feeling of being with a woman and knowing shes not really into me, when i grow old i am going to be a whore at the nursing home, i wanna argue over the price of a text, i wonder if care bears ever get depressed, i wish more women would talk about how deep their vaginas are because i wouldnt bother with the really deep ones, i want a four minute hug. i want to walk up the the ceo of mcdonalds, slap him/her, wag my finger and yell no, buffalo wings are very misleading, i want to slap box with a sociopath, i think returning a cabbage patch doll should count as an abortion. when i tell people to text me i use my hands, i like driving in the middle lane while alternating my turn signals, i am always tired. ive always wanted to be a goonie and find a pirate ship
XOXOXO <---------thats how aids got started