Thursday Nov 08, 2007

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So I've developed quite a strong interest in "Green Living." Organic food, buying locally made products, putting my middle finger up Wal-Mart's wormhole. Everything from using toxic free paint to researching shoes that don't leave bits of rubber behind with every step.

But when I'm in a clothing shop on Melrose, carrying on with a 30-something milk chocolate tranny owner who sings to an electro...
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kg:
that was the most fun i've had reading in, well, a few hours.
but still great. (:

Thursday Jun 22, 2006

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If I could choose between:

(1) Being in hell, wearing a bee hive for undies, surrounded by a thousand Wal-Mart shoppers in Taz t-shirts and white sneakers, coming at my eyelashes with tweezers dipped in battery acid, dunking my head in Sunny Delight, forcing me to watch The 700 Club while going down on Phyllis Diller,

or.....

(2) Having another kidney stone,

then I just...
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copper:
Although I've never had a kidney stone (do women even get those? I should look it up), I'd still choose to go down on Phyllis Diller. Did you see her in The Aristocrats? Hilarious.

Oh, and why oh why are people in Walmart ALWAYS in Looney Tunes outfits?

Cheers to Amelie, and to Six Feet Under too (even though I only ever saw the second season).

Friday May 19, 2006

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I saw the weirdest thing. A guy was driving next to
me, and he looked like Tom Cruise circa 1984. It was the giant square
black sunglasses and coolman 80's combover, while driving something
like a Camaro. I got in front of him and looked in my rearview as we both
passed the giant Scientology building on Sunset. This is when Tom
Cruise extends his...
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