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Holy fucking shit! Two weeks until I commence my trip to Austin. Can't wait to be a Texan! So much steak and boots! I need to find a sheriff too drunk to stem the injustice running through his town so I can sober him up and have a bad ass training montage where I become an ace marksman and, at the end of which, get...
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Ugh. Why the hell am I not in Texas already? I can already tell this next month is going to somehow manage to fly by and drag all at the same time, physics be damned. Party and tattoo appointments Friday, unless this bastard snow storm turns out to be a bigger deal than it seems. This state is thefting my life force away.

Zach Galifianakis...
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I finally got my application in for school! I suppose it's better late than never. Turns out they don't accept enrolement for the second semester, doesn't matter since it's in two days anyways. So now I have to wait until September to move to New Jersey and begin my path to becoming a house hold name in the comics industry. The school is The Joe...
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Well, let's see. Yesterday started of pretty horribly. I had to open the video store, where I work, and woke up not only late but after I had to be there. After quickly getting ready I sprint out to my car without my keys and with locking the door behind me. Damn routines. I had to wake someone up to unlock the door for me,...
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Yet another failed attempt! If you're still interested in what it may have been, I'm starting a new album about weird shite and the like. It'll be there.

Failed attempt at posting a strange pic with an interesting story attached.

Well, well, well. Here I am again. Not too much has changed since the last update. The new religion ended disasterously, I'm afraid. I was locked in an attic with nothing but a loin cloth woven from pull and peel twizzlers, a chainsaw and the theme from Good Times playing constantly in my head, as my followers-turned-zombie-hoard attempted to feast upon my smooth (almost dainty)...
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Howdy y'all! And by "y'all" I mean the void where all the people who are reading any of this aren't. So anyways, I've oficially gotten through the holidays, this year with nary a suicidal thought. To that I exclaim HUZZAH! Still a little depressed, but who isn't, especially the way the stock market has been acting lately. I now notice that I officially spelled officially...
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