The title of my story:
FUNKY SPUNK
FUNKY SPUNK
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jstone:
thats whats been at me lately
meeks:
thbbbbbbbbbbbbt 
I once heard a Dog bark
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jstone:
P.S. get some new friends....
colcannon:
damn dogs
Back arched
His fingers whisper along her alabaster thighs
Nails gripping
Crinkling a sea of Ivory silk
Pearlescent pores bead a secret sweat
As opalescent rivulets trace hidden streams
Converging pure essence
His fingers whisper along her alabaster thighs
Nails gripping
Crinkling a sea of Ivory silk
Pearlescent pores bead a secret sweat
As opalescent rivulets trace hidden streams
Converging pure essence
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jstone:
Oh margie, you came and you brought me a turkey, on my vacation away from worky.
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kelvie:
"All that I need" is an all time favourite. A good one to sing while walking down the street.
Next up I would say: "Pull" or "Toes across the floor". Realistically, Let's just say that the one I prefer not to listen to would be "Vernie"
Next up I would say: "Pull" or "Toes across the floor". Realistically, Let's just say that the one I prefer not to listen to would be "Vernie"
This is a really funny story....by the way......this may end up being long....hmmmm. which one do I want to tell you?????
I'm thinking I'm thinking.....
Oh good this ones embarassing
This ones goooooood
He thinks I'm lonely
May be nervous anxiety...or maybe I just flatt out have an alcohol problem.
Insta balls....Oooooh they grew! I thought my night was over...clearly not.
Oh yes....this does involve...
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I'm thinking I'm thinking.....
Oh good this ones embarassing
This ones goooooood
He thinks I'm lonely
May be nervous anxiety...or maybe I just flatt out have an alcohol problem.
Insta balls....Oooooh they grew! I thought my night was over...clearly not.
Oh yes....this does involve...
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meeks:
<------- me
<------- meA Bort? Who's bort? What is Bort? What?
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str82hell:
A Bort?
Dunno what it is but I never wanna hear my Dr. tell me I have one..
STR8
Dunno what it is but I never wanna hear my Dr. tell me I have one..
STR8
jstone:
Umm hello? yes, we represent the ....(resisting urge to break into lollypop song from wizard of oz... so difficul.....t) partners of procto procto and bort, and we are launching a multi party lawsuit against you for ( still there stupid munchkins, ruining credablity) NOT UPDATING LALALALALA AND WE WISH TO WELCOME YOU, TO MUNCHKIN LAND!!! CRAP!!!!!!
kelvie:
Photographs