Member: kaffeine

kaffeine wants to build a rocket ship out of old bike parts.

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My Testimonials
Stompbox

Stompbox

West Des Moines, IA
February 2006

APR 18, 2007 08:48 PM

“Such a lovely and awesome person, not to mention super hot. Definitely not a cow, even if she tries to say so.”

Gayballs

Gayballs

Seattle, WA
July 2005

APR 01, 2007 09:09 AM

“The fucking coolest BSG fan EVAR.”

signcrash

signcrash

I'm lost
October 2006

FEB 27, 2007 12:16 AM

“The epitome of cool!”

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

JAN 23, 2007 09:06 AM

“Writer of some first class smut. Not to mention a wonderfull person herself.
And hot. Did i mention HOT?”

ValCapone

ValCapone

Montreal, QC
June 2005

JAN 06, 2007 10:09 PM

“I'm not sure whether "literary Bolshevik" is good or not, but as we say in former Soviet Union, "ain't no party like the Communist Party!"

kaffeine commands respect without saying a word, mainly because of her bell hooks-esque devotion to lower-case letters, but also because of the pheremones she unconsciously unleashes upon unsuspecting urchins... and others! Finally, I strongly doubt there's anybody who looks as hot in a head scarf as kaffeine.”

Blue_Richard

Blue_Richard

United Kingdom
May 2006

JAN 03, 2007 03:34 PM

“Foxy as fuck, with tits that could blind God”

Shandyowl

Shandyowl

United Kingdom
August 2006

JAN 02, 2007 12:21 AM

“An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a pair of nice tits”

Shandyowl

Shandyowl

United Kingdom
August 2006

JAN 01, 2007 06:55 AM

“Kaffeine is just another way of saying hot, hot coffee.”

ElizaGirl

ElizaGirl

Yemen
August 2004

DEC 12, 2006 04:46 PM

“I trust her, and I love her, and she has earned both, time and time again. She is an amazing woman, and I'm grateful and lucky to count myself among her friends.

She's never let me down, and sometimes I think she sees me for who I am better than anyone else in the world, and she loves me wholly.”

Amiba

Amiba

HOPEFUL

Mexico

DEC 07, 2006 06:27 PM

“she makes me happy in my pants! biggrin

chazgasm

chazgasm

Buffalo, NY
December 2004

OCT 18, 2006 08:35 PM

“you are one of the coolest most down to earth people i have ever met and there should be more of you in the world. and how could i not love you i mean you took me to see liza minelli the first time we met haha kiss

ValCapone

ValCapone

Montreal, QC
June 2005

AUG 24, 2006 05:42 PM

“As per the email I posted in my journal, here are a few nice words for you, even though you are worthy of many more: You are awesome. You have always been there for me in the rough times, telling me what I needed to hear to get through it. Like, you know, when my stupid ex-boyfriend of three years dumped me with all that jibber-jabber about how he hadn't felt this bad since he was 16 and tried to kill himself, and somehow this was all my fault. We both know it wasn't, but I needed someone to say it. Again and again. So, in a way, anything awesome that I do with my life is because you helped me see that that one awful experience did not break me. In addition to being a good listener and advice-giver, you are also brutally honest, which I respect and need from my friends. Oh yeah, and you look hot in vinyl, which is no mean feat. wink

sodome

sodome

East York, ON
November 2003

AUG 02, 2006 10:59 AM

“Yes, she makes boys cry, and prolly many many girls too, but odds are good we'll keep coming back for more. Brave, beautiful, fierce & funny. One astonishing human.”

ValCapone

ValCapone

Montreal, QC
June 2005

JUN 08, 2005 02:46 PM

“Kaffeine is totally awesome in and around the interweb. She is also awesome in person. Tell her how hauuuttt she is and watch her blush!”