I'm on theonion.com! Ok, since I haven't been laid (sober enough to remember, which is like not getting laid at all) for 10 months and my sexy confidence is shattered by multiple rejected sets, can I take this moment to brag? CHECK ME OUT ON THEONION.COM , front page.. bottom...me.... my mug. .... and boobies. he he.
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but brag away by all means