age: 24 (Mar 21, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2006

occupation: unmotivated writer/musician/waiter

crush: hayley from paramore

makes me happy: the west coast, my girlfriend, my friends, the late night menu at denny's,

i lost my virginity: in her aunt's guestroom while house sitting in fury of flailing and premature ejaculation

sign: aries

makes me sad: distance, snow, shitty music

body mods: first tattoo of many to come

heroes: woody allen, judd apatow, kurt vonnegut, ben gibard

into: pretentious assholes, coffee, cigarettes, shitty vintage instruments, sunshine, palm trees, 200 dollar jeans with 2 dollar tshirts., the cubs, the dodgers.

gets me hot: girls in glasses summer dresses