Aha! It's that magical time of year that has become so commercialized that most don't know that it used to be a real religious holiday. Yes, boys and girls, the special time of year know as Halloween. Such a great day, the promotion of scaring the hell outta people and playin mischief and then rewarded for it. I have been told that it is the child version of Marti Gras, I would like to disprove him. I think that is still Marti Gras for us, just a little more discreet about it. Everybody dresses up in costumes, more often than not the sexual innuendos get the best "rise" out people. People get just as drunk as any other holiday, but it is a time of pranks, so getting back home is like crossing the Gaza Strip of practical jokes. This is also a most special time for nerds, I like to call it De-Virginizing night or DV for short. The guys with the best costumes have women just flock to them, and who better to poke then the guys who spends most of his time at conventions for all of his life. Plus, it give the girls a way out. "Oh, he won the contest and bought all my drinks. What was I supposed to do?" or who could forget " Come on! How many chances to you get to fuck Bobba Fett ?" By the way, these are quotes that were uttered to me Nov. 1st of last year from women not even Han Solo has a chance with. Same goes for guys, " The outfit was very sliming on her" and the classic " Oh, you never fucked a clown before?" No, I have not, it would be too ironic, I think. Let's face it, Halloween gives us the excuse to dress like a whore or act like a bag of douche , get drunk and fornicate with whomever and use the excuse of " I thought all the body hair was part of the costume," or Nivoldoog's favorite ' She said she was goin as a tranny. I thought it was very lifelike."
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nivoldoog:
I know Im sexy but no reason to be envoius
nivoldoog:
dog, im not sure I could handle two weeks... one...or so would prolly be better... or do a week on Island and some where closer...