Reasons not to date me:
1) I'm lazy, sitting around playing sc for a week while creditors leave messages and my insurance lapses.
2) I'm on the borderline of healthy weight (5'10.5, 185 lbs)
3) My penis is one inch long. erect.*
4) Sexual Experience: too much. kinky and arguably illegal
5) Sexual Experience with others: haven't kissed in 8 years
6) Friends who still like me after I go weeks without contacting them? 0**
*ok, ok... so there isn't only 1 month with 28 days
for anyone who wanders in to read this (or does later from archives) and cares:
I feel friendless. much to my surprise,my brothers come to visit and... and what? I dunno... my brothers rock. I mean, sure I have no idea which I think is cooler but they both came out to see me this weekend from California and DC unasked for... I mean to someone as depressed and non-instigative in relationships as I currently am... anyways. I hate them though. I hate how I like them. like...yah
1) I'm lazy, sitting around playing sc for a week while creditors leave messages and my insurance lapses.
2) I'm on the borderline of healthy weight (5'10.5, 185 lbs)
3) My penis is one inch long. erect.*
4) Sexual Experience: too much. kinky and arguably illegal
5) Sexual Experience with others: haven't kissed in 8 years
6) Friends who still like me after I go weeks without contacting them? 0**
*ok, ok... so there isn't only 1 month with 28 days
for anyone who wanders in to read this (or does later from archives) and cares:
I feel friendless. much to my surprise,my brothers come to visit and... and what? I dunno... my brothers rock. I mean, sure I have no idea which I think is cooler but they both came out to see me this weekend from California and DC unasked for... I mean to someone as depressed and non-instigative in relationships as I currently am... anyways. I hate them though. I hate how I like them. like...yah