Well, here goes the first installment in the great epic that is my life...I would say it is something akin to Conan the Barbarian mixed with Friends, with a little less sword-fighting and a little less humour.
So...yesterday, in an attempt at discipline, I went down to my local GNC (health food shop), bought their discount card 9.99 for 20% off for a year and proceeded to buy the contents of the shop. I had the intention of doing a proper detox as my body tends not to agree with me. However, I got the worst headache ever and succumbed to the evil yet friendly voice of very sugary coffee. Why is it that god created everything that is good for you tasting so bland and inoffensive, yet everything that is bad for you is addictive and tastes great!? Has anyone else noticed how addictive those Pringles things are? If I eat just one of them, I literally devour the whole box, its like some sort of evil plan by the food industry to make you unhealthy and addicted to their food whilst spending your hard-earned money
So...yesterday, in an attempt at discipline, I went down to my local GNC (health food shop), bought their discount card 9.99 for 20% off for a year and proceeded to buy the contents of the shop. I had the intention of doing a proper detox as my body tends not to agree with me. However, I got the worst headache ever and succumbed to the evil yet friendly voice of very sugary coffee. Why is it that god created everything that is good for you tasting so bland and inoffensive, yet everything that is bad for you is addictive and tastes great!? Has anyone else noticed how addictive those Pringles things are? If I eat just one of them, I literally devour the whole box, its like some sort of evil plan by the food industry to make you unhealthy and addicted to their food whilst spending your hard-earned money
stifler:
Welcome back, how are you? Pringles and coffee, what more does one need!?