I had to get my wisdom tooth cut out... There was much carnage and blood and guts, drilling and wrenching and scraping... all in all, it was kinda cool! My tooth, afterward, had big bloody chunks of meat hanging off of it. They wouldn't let me take it home because they "can't let someone leave with biohazardous material". I was like, I had the fucking thing when I came in, didn't I? Bitches. The other one I have is going to be lonesome. So, my mouth is numb on one side, full of gauze, and I kinda look like the guy from that Mask movie with Cher in it. Well, not that bad, but you know.
At least we solved the mystery of this year's "Lex Birthday Curse". Nobody got hurt... much. And I had a little morbid fun. Hopefully that's all that will go down...
At least we solved the mystery of this year's "Lex Birthday Curse". Nobody got hurt... much. And I had a little morbid fun. Hopefully that's all that will go down...
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kalidoom:
ARE YOU GUYS COMING TO CORY'S OMGIHAVETOYELLTHIS!!!!
akathisia:
Weird, they let me take home my wisdom teeth...but maybe it was because there were no bloody chunks. Sorry!