Ok, I broke the 2 months of soberness last night. Erin was in town and we went to see the Whiskey Rebels and Pressure Point up in Auburn. I was drinking Jack Daniels all night. On the way out we stopped at Denny's and she smoked me out on the way there. It was a good time. After that we headed back to my place and that's where the fun began. God damn, she is so fuckin' hot. I gave her her christmas present. I got her some sailor jerry rocks glasses, a coffee table for her place, and a plane ticket to vegas in March. She made me a fucking western shirt! I was so stoked. It fits fucking perfect. I'm kinda scared fellas, I think I'm going to fall in love with this one.
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elves don't take up a lot of room in the house. you can keep them in a closet, and they live on the lint from the dryer's lint trap.
Love is the air, huh? Hot damn!