Anyone else ever have a daydream scenario that's made up and you go too far and accidentally get mad?
My head: (What do you mean my mortgage payments are late? Then how do you explain these bank charges from me to you?? Where's that money going?? Are you stealing from me?? NO I WON'T CALM DOWN, ANSWER ME. I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU FIX THIS YOU CRIMINAL PUT THE PHONE DOW...)
"Hey Doug how you doing on that report that..."
Me: "NOT NOW DAMMIT I'M ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED"
chef:
Yes!!! I so do this !