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I just wanted to update tonight to say that at the moment, I'm eating a purple potato. When I bought this thing at the market, I was planning on the same disappointment doled out by red potatoes in that the color is only on the outside.

Imagine my surprise when I found that this wonderful tuber is purple all the way through! I'd say I...
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We hired a new office girl at work and she is haaaaaaaawt. Seeing as how the ratio of perverted old blue collar men to hot office girls in this shop is oh, say roughly 20:1, I predict at least an 8% drop in productivity over the next two weeks.

Last night was fun.

My dad barbecued, I made margaritas, and a good time was had by all.

About 6 or 7 margaritas into the night, I got the sudden urge to confess most of the bad stuff I did when I was a teenager. I'm guessing my parents already knew just about all of it, or the statute of limitations is up on my...
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Well, it's official, I'm moving the 1st of the month. Yay me! No more bi-polar roommates bringing home $800 worth of crap to clutter up the living room or a puppy on a whim. No more lover's quarrels to crap up my day. No more dishes sitting in the sink for weeks at a time (or worse yet, on the stove, with refried beans still...
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The l'il lady leaves tomorrow for a week long Alaskan cruise with her family. Part of me wishes I could have gotten time off work to go with her, part of me is content to sit here at home and miss the shit out of her.

On the bright side, I get to take care of her car while she's gone.

Well, looks like I found a place. Just a day or so until I hear back from the manager. Cross your fingers for this poor soul.

Mission accomplished!

I'm going to check out an apartment today. I've decided to swallow my pride and look for a place with roommates again. Maybe I'll get lucky this time and find someone who ISN'T completely content with the appearance that their domicile could be a squat house.

Wish me luck if you actually read this.

Nothin' like knowing there's a three-day weekend coming up to take a little edge off the work week.

My intentions are as follows:
1. Drink myself into oblivion on Friday night.
2. Sleep off the hangover on Saturday morning.
3. Continue sleeping until it's time to get up and drink some more.
4. Light fireworks while being careful not to blow my drunk ass up....
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Blah.

Money is a horrible thing, unless you have lots of it. Or at least a little and good enough sense not to waste it.

On the way home from work today, I got a flat tire. As I was changing it, I noticed that my other 3 are about dead. I definitely can't go more than a few days without a new set, which...
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As I'm writing this, I'm sitting in my parents' house in my home town. Although I fucking love the place, it's nice to get away from Sacto once in a while and just sit back in the boonies up here where I can be the redneck I was raised to be and no one gives a shit.

So far it's been nice and relaxing. Took...
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