Saw this on @tethys_ blog. Thought I would take a swing at it.
1. Do you like blue cheese?
Yes, when I used to bartend I would stuff a handful of olives with blue cheese. If they weren't ordered through the shift (they never were), I would have them as a snack at the end of the shift.
2. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi mainly because they make Mt. Dew (we call it White Trash Water here)
3. Do you own a gun?
Refer to answer 2... that should say enough.
4. What flavor Kool-Aid?
I don't join cults.
5. What do you think of hot dogs?
IDK what do you think of Picasso?
6. Favorite TV show?
Cosmos with Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson
7. Favorite Movie?
I'm a Star Wars fan boy. The Disney adaptations pander to much tho.
8. What do you drink in the morning?
Water
9. Can you do a push up?
Yes, I try to stay fit.... ish...
10. Favorite jewelry?
My necklace I made. Turquoise on wood beads the center piece is a cross I bought from a Navajo jeweler.
11. Favorite hobbies?
Disc golf, writing, and looking through my telescope.
12. Do you have ADHD?
I was diagnosed at 24.
13. Do you wear glasses?
No
14. Favorite cartoon character?
Archer
15. Three things I did today?
Worked, went to the store, and cooked dinner
17. Three things you drink regularly?
Water, coffee, and beer
18. Current dislike?
Flat Earthers
19. Favorite place to go?
My lake house.
20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Asleep in my bed. I don't go out on the major party nights (ie new year, st patty, Mardi Gras)
21. Where would you like to go?
Copán, Calakmul, and Tikal to name a few.
22. Name 5 people who will (hopefully) do this.
Baby Jesus, FSM, my weird neighbor that has the Asian styled golden lions in her yard, the ghost that haunted my childhood house, and the guinea pig that lives on Donald Trump's head.
23. Favorite color?
Green
24. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Yes
25. Can you whistle?
Yes, very well too.
26. What are you doing right now?
Well this is a stupid question... (>•.•)> This <(•.•<)
27. Would you be a pirate?
Hell yeah! Historical yes. Modern no. Mainly because my crew mates would include the Gen z kids that are downloading music illegally instead of just f***ing paying for a Spotify account.
28. Favorite food?
Tea Mex
29. Last thing that made you laugh?
Watching the Explosm boys Drawing a Blank
30. Last time you received flowers?
Never.
31. Most recent injury?
Burning my hand after filling my zippo.
32. How many pets are in your house?
None. Life is too busy right now to take care of an animal.
33. Worst pain ever?
Having a 1/4 in medical tube inserted into my chest from under my arm. I don't recommend having a collapsed lung. It hurts a lot, and they keep you awake through the surgery.
34. Do you like to dance?
Don't hate it and don't like it. If it's what you want to do, I will join.
35. Are your parents still alive?
Yes
36. Do you love your life?
Why wouldn't I?
37. Summer or Winter?
Summer
38. How many grandchildren do you have?
I don't want kids so this will be an impossibility
39. Car or Van?
Neither. Be healthy and save the environment and get on a bike or walk. If you have a deadline use lyft or Uber.
40. People Person?
I hate people. when I bartended I would let people know too. They would just laugh and say, "I like this guy." I'm about my family and friends tho.