Skipping to my loo...
Alright, look; when I skip I do it like a man. Like a fuckin man! When you see me doing the gravity-defying curb-hop you better be saying to yourself "Goddamn, that MAN can SKIP! What a right sexy bastard he is!" Cause I am. Poetry in motion is the only way to define me. My leg extension: Perfect. Height: Outstanding. Distance: Remarkable. Seven women have had orgasms just from watching me skip. Panties have been changed and eyes averted in shame at their lack of control in the wake of my machismo. Skipping: The Manly Way to Walk.
Alright, look; when I skip I do it like a man. Like a fuckin man! When you see me doing the gravity-defying curb-hop you better be saying to yourself "Goddamn, that MAN can SKIP! What a right sexy bastard he is!" Cause I am. Poetry in motion is the only way to define me. My leg extension: Perfect. Height: Outstanding. Distance: Remarkable. Seven women have had orgasms just from watching me skip. Panties have been changed and eyes averted in shame at their lack of control in the wake of my machismo. Skipping: The Manly Way to Walk.
thatll learn him!
and i love the journal entry.
what site did you use to find your appartment