my great-grandfathers family came from Devil's Nest, Nebraska. they were bootleggers. they had seven sons. all of them were handsome and each of them had a criminal record:
1. stabbing
2. tavern brawl
3. car theft
4. manslaughter
5. attempted bank robbery
6. horse theft
7. gambling
my great-grandmother was born in oklahoma, and they gave her the last name of the richest family in town, because her mother was a prostitute, and no one knew who the father was, but since it coud have been anyone, they chose the guy with the cash. not that it helped her out any.
that's just one half of my mother's family.
1. stabbing
2. tavern brawl
3. car theft
4. manslaughter
5. attempted bank robbery
6. horse theft
7. gambling
my great-grandmother was born in oklahoma, and they gave her the last name of the richest family in town, because her mother was a prostitute, and no one knew who the father was, but since it coud have been anyone, they chose the guy with the cash. not that it helped her out any.
that's just one half of my mother's family.
i've been experimenting with infusions of herbs in vodka, herbs that increase your heartrate, herbs that relax you, herbs that do things to your body or mind, a kind of herbal speedball i guess. but it would be so much more pure if it was distilled. i think i could make something unfuckingbeleivably potent and delicious. i think i'm the one to do it. i live with a mad scientist and he could help me.
ah, yes, drool, quimper and i wer talking about drool.
i only drool when i am sleeping and i only drool on people i love.