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sooooo... I see by the writing on your wall you're a bit of a procrastinator? well then allow me to enter the confessional booth and proclaim that you are but a runner-up compared with my ineptitude at keeping all things current... case in point: I am sadly remiss in not selecting to follow you up to now...and I propose something along the order of handcuffs, whips, ice cubes, a small monkey, feathers, and a very hairy clown be imposed upon me for my moment of weakness.  😈
faeviel:
I am indeed a procrastinator--but if I am runner-up to you than I can at least die knowing that I wasn't the worst (or best, depending on how you look at it). Clowns are creepy as hell so I won't impose that on you, the rest... well, you said it! :P