This is what I was thinking in midnight mass tonight: how eighties nior is similar to sermons. It seemed like a strech, but bear with me.
The Terminator is Herod--a being who refuses to let his might be jepordized by anyone much less a mere child or the mother carrying him. John Connor would one day defeat the machine army and destroy the terminators and Skynet and Jesus would one day replace all kings. If you were Herod you would have done the same thing. Herod set down a decree that all the male infants under a certain age to be dropped in to the river. That'll fix the king of kings, right?
Of course not. It's Christmas. It wouldn't be Christmas if his hair brained scam had worked.
That being said, much of the rest of this'll be self explainatory if you know how it all goes. "It" being both stories, the doom and gloom sci-fi eighties classic and, y'know, the greatest story ever told. But not everyone has read book of St. Luke or seen one of James Cameron's three decent movies (the other two being Terminator 2 and Aliens--Titanic sucked, except for the part where that guy hit the prop). Here's more:
Sarah Connor is obviously Mary--the vessel of the child of the future. Like Mary, Sarah was not totally unwilling but rather unprepared to be so suddenly important. And Kyle Reese is Joseph. While Sarah and Kyle were never married, as Kyle died in the factory in the last scene, they did fall in love. God set Joseph to protect Mary as they traveled from Bethlahem in Isreal to Egypt just as John Connor, cicra 2029, sent Kyle to the year 1984 to protect Sarah. In the case of Terminator, Isreal is California and Egypt is Mexico, Where you see Sarah headded at the end of the movie.
So you might have gathered who I'm going to say Jesus obviously is. As God and Jesus are one-in-the-same, if I recall all that stuff I learned when I was confirmed about ten years ago, John Connor is Jesus in Terminator as his meaning in life is to save the world, just as Jesus was born just to be subjected to a sham of a trial, followed by two days of flagilation, torture, bleeding, humuliation and pain that you can only see in snuff films, fetish movies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Passion of the Christ--so you can go to Heaven and enjoy day long blow jobs, gallons of beer and ribs as long as your arm. Be ye greatful, you bastards.
So, that being said: the John Connor mentioned in Termninator and seen in Terminator 2: Judgement Day and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is a composite for Jesus and the John Connor in the future you see breifly in the begining of Terminator 2 and Terminator 3 is God--he who charged Kyle to protect Sarah, just as God told Joseph to watch over Mary in the Gospel of St. Luke. It's the same guy and God and Jesus are one-in-the-same.
The Terminator is Herod--a being who refuses to let his might be jepordized by anyone much less a mere child or the mother carrying him. John Connor would one day defeat the machine army and destroy the terminators and Skynet and Jesus would one day replace all kings. If you were Herod you would have done the same thing. Herod set down a decree that all the male infants under a certain age to be dropped in to the river. That'll fix the king of kings, right?
Of course not. It's Christmas. It wouldn't be Christmas if his hair brained scam had worked.
That being said, much of the rest of this'll be self explainatory if you know how it all goes. "It" being both stories, the doom and gloom sci-fi eighties classic and, y'know, the greatest story ever told. But not everyone has read book of St. Luke or seen one of James Cameron's three decent movies (the other two being Terminator 2 and Aliens--Titanic sucked, except for the part where that guy hit the prop). Here's more:
Sarah Connor is obviously Mary--the vessel of the child of the future. Like Mary, Sarah was not totally unwilling but rather unprepared to be so suddenly important. And Kyle Reese is Joseph. While Sarah and Kyle were never married, as Kyle died in the factory in the last scene, they did fall in love. God set Joseph to protect Mary as they traveled from Bethlahem in Isreal to Egypt just as John Connor, cicra 2029, sent Kyle to the year 1984 to protect Sarah. In the case of Terminator, Isreal is California and Egypt is Mexico, Where you see Sarah headded at the end of the movie.
So you might have gathered who I'm going to say Jesus obviously is. As God and Jesus are one-in-the-same, if I recall all that stuff I learned when I was confirmed about ten years ago, John Connor is Jesus in Terminator as his meaning in life is to save the world, just as Jesus was born just to be subjected to a sham of a trial, followed by two days of flagilation, torture, bleeding, humuliation and pain that you can only see in snuff films, fetish movies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Passion of the Christ--so you can go to Heaven and enjoy day long blow jobs, gallons of beer and ribs as long as your arm. Be ye greatful, you bastards.
So, that being said: the John Connor mentioned in Termninator and seen in Terminator 2: Judgement Day and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines is a composite for Jesus and the John Connor in the future you see breifly in the begining of Terminator 2 and Terminator 3 is God--he who charged Kyle to protect Sarah, just as God told Joseph to watch over Mary in the Gospel of St. Luke. It's the same guy and God and Jesus are one-in-the-same.
So, thank you very very much for your nice comment on my set! It is appreciated.
Happy Valentines Day!