First of all... WTF? Okay so here is what went down!
So it was my day to get my daughter from my ex, but I have my mother do it so that I don't have to see her ass. Okay so we call her (my ex) and ask what time we should meet for me to get my little girl. She said that she was going to be about an hour late so we offered to come and get her early so that she wasn't in violation of the parenting plan. She hung up on us! Okay whatever, nothing new with her right? So we call back and try to figure out, "What the hell?" and instead of getting Kristy (my ex) we get her mother Cindy, and OH HELL NO, she comes at us with this "Don't you fucking threaten my daughter and no I wont let you talk to her!" shit! (Get this... This isn't the fucked up shit yet!) So we hang up this time! About 30 minutes later we figure everything is calmer and we should try to call back and get things situated! NOPE! No answer! So we wait around the house and next thing you know, THE COPS ARE CALLING US! (Oh just wait, it gets better!) So after the cops try and tell us that we are in violation of a non-existent "No Contact" order, and we get things under control.... again..... the FEDERAL WAY police tell us to go ahead and get Inara from the gas station. So yeah we went..... with a whole lot of people as my witnesses just in case some stupid shit happens! (Like it hasn't already!) So we get there and I see my daughter trying to climb out of the back seat of my ex's car so I walk up to get her and next thing I know, her mother Cindy tries to slam the door on my fingers! Oh hell no! You don't keep me from my daughter! DADDY'S IN THE FUCKING HOUSE NOW BITCH! (But I really didn't say all that aloud!) So I grab my daughters hand and the bitch puts her arm around my daughters neck and keeps her away from me. She said, "No, we are waiting for the police to get here!" ...... Excuse me? I told her that we already talked to the Federal Way Police and she said that the KENT Police were on the way! ....... (Again I have to ask.... WTF?) So I wait, and I wait, and I wait some more! And the police end up not only at the gas station, but they surround MY CAR! Not hers, not my friends', MINE! (One more time, everybody together..... "WHAT THE FUCK?") So we end up having to explain... yet again... what our situation is and that we have no idea why the police are being called. So the police tell us that the complaint is that we are attempting to get Inara too early. HOLY SHIT! Can we all grow the fuck up? I mean Cindy has to at least be 40 years old and Kristy is 22! Is there any reasoning at all left in their little pea brains? DAMN! So yeah the rest of the story is the police telling me that this is all really stupid shit (he really said that) and told me to go to the Judge with the police reports and complain. (Well now some fucking intelligence finally shows up!)
So yeah that's it, thought that you should all know about my stupid ex and what the fuck is going on in my life. I know that you look at this story and think, "Oh he must have done something to cause her to call the police" because I thought the same thing like I must have done something... But seriously no! That's the whole truth and I have my family and a friend to vouch for me cause they where there through the whole thing! So yeah feel free to leave hate comments about her on my page I would love to know what you all think!
Later sexy people!
Joe
So it was my day to get my daughter from my ex, but I have my mother do it so that I don't have to see her ass. Okay so we call her (my ex) and ask what time we should meet for me to get my little girl. She said that she was going to be about an hour late so we offered to come and get her early so that she wasn't in violation of the parenting plan. She hung up on us! Okay whatever, nothing new with her right? So we call back and try to figure out, "What the hell?" and instead of getting Kristy (my ex) we get her mother Cindy, and OH HELL NO, she comes at us with this "Don't you fucking threaten my daughter and no I wont let you talk to her!" shit! (Get this... This isn't the fucked up shit yet!) So we hang up this time! About 30 minutes later we figure everything is calmer and we should try to call back and get things situated! NOPE! No answer! So we wait around the house and next thing you know, THE COPS ARE CALLING US! (Oh just wait, it gets better!) So after the cops try and tell us that we are in violation of a non-existent "No Contact" order, and we get things under control.... again..... the FEDERAL WAY police tell us to go ahead and get Inara from the gas station. So yeah we went..... with a whole lot of people as my witnesses just in case some stupid shit happens! (Like it hasn't already!) So we get there and I see my daughter trying to climb out of the back seat of my ex's car so I walk up to get her and next thing I know, her mother Cindy tries to slam the door on my fingers! Oh hell no! You don't keep me from my daughter! DADDY'S IN THE FUCKING HOUSE NOW BITCH! (But I really didn't say all that aloud!) So I grab my daughters hand and the bitch puts her arm around my daughters neck and keeps her away from me. She said, "No, we are waiting for the police to get here!" ...... Excuse me? I told her that we already talked to the Federal Way Police and she said that the KENT Police were on the way! ....... (Again I have to ask.... WTF?) So I wait, and I wait, and I wait some more! And the police end up not only at the gas station, but they surround MY CAR! Not hers, not my friends', MINE! (One more time, everybody together..... "WHAT THE FUCK?") So we end up having to explain... yet again... what our situation is and that we have no idea why the police are being called. So the police tell us that the complaint is that we are attempting to get Inara too early. HOLY SHIT! Can we all grow the fuck up? I mean Cindy has to at least be 40 years old and Kristy is 22! Is there any reasoning at all left in their little pea brains? DAMN! So yeah the rest of the story is the police telling me that this is all really stupid shit (he really said that) and told me to go to the Judge with the police reports and complain. (Well now some fucking intelligence finally shows up!)
So yeah that's it, thought that you should all know about my stupid ex and what the fuck is going on in my life. I know that you look at this story and think, "Oh he must have done something to cause her to call the police" because I thought the same thing like I must have done something... But seriously no! That's the whole truth and I have my family and a friend to vouch for me cause they where there through the whole thing! So yeah feel free to leave hate comments about her on my page I would love to know what you all think!
Later sexy people!
Joe