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A few things I will testify about myself:

1. I still pick my nose, I have never 'eatten it' though, that's just plain icky.
2. I am dead serious that the guy I lost my virginity to had a 4" penis - we were 15.
3. My boyfriend is currently reading this as I type.
4. I can make the letter "w" with my tongue. ie. fold it like a taco 3 times.
5.I have bi-polar disorder, and have not taken my medication for the past month.
6. My medication costs $200 a week. I pay 35 cents - Yay for the Canadian medicare system.
7. The age which I started to masturbate.
8. This is my favourite number.
9. When I was on depo-privera (spelling?) I could eat a cheeseburger, quarter pounder and a big mac all before I drove home from the McDonalds drive through. Equivilent time? 5 minutes - Whoa
10. I can't even eat a McDonalds cheeseburger without being physically sick. now adays.
11. Red Stripe and Labatt Blue are my favourite beers.
12. Like Alessa, I too love the feeling of plucking my eyebrows, and have been since I was 9.
13. I really have a uni-brow.
14. Age in which I over-dosed and put myself in intensive care for 4 days in a strange hospital. VERY CLOSE suicide 'attempt'.
15. Sandwiches have always been my favourite food, which explains why I love Subway so much.
16. Rye and Coke is my favourite alcoholic mix.
17. When I was 16 I ran away on a daily basis, often dissapearring for weeks at a time going on binges which consited of smoking pot till I couldn't talk properly.
18. I was born with blue eyes and black hair, I now have green eyes and auburn coloured hair.
19. Uma Thurman is my favourite actress.
20. I worked as a waitress for 7 hours then quit. I didn't get a break; it was bullshit. Waitressing is quite possibly the shitiest job ever if you HATE being told what to do. I do.
21. Everyone on my dad's side of the family is left handed. I am not. I suck.
22. I went to a private school for grade 9 and 2 months of grade 10 before I got kicked out for quote "Being a danger to myself and others". Lovely ain't it?
23. I was devistated in grade 7 when a boy pointed out to me that "ain't" in fact, WAS in the dictionary.
24. I masturbate too often. Never with my hands, or a vibrator/dildo - I will NEVER tell anyone here what I use.
25. I am the kinkiest librarian you will ever meet.

The end for now.