Ah.
So, I'm hoping everyone is doing alright out there.
I'm dealing.
I'm loving my hair though; thank you for all of the lovely comments. ♥
Today, I would like to give you a list of Shit People Say All The Time that Make Me Want to Punch Them in the Face. Wewt!
1: Good Morning! This is a huge oxymoron to me. Chances are, if I'm awake, it's not morning; and if it is morning, that isn't good. So, either I'm grumpy and I want to go back to sleep or you're saying 'morning' when it is not morning so you suck. Fuck.
2: ATM Machine and PIN Number for those of you who don't know, ATM is an acronym for Automatic Teller Machine and PIN means Personal Identification Number. Adding 'machine' and 'number' to those is just redundant and makes me cringe.
3: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Fuck you! What good is cake if you can't eat it? I mean, I understand what it means, but that's just a dumb thing to say. I mean, really, why would anyone just have cake and not eat it? Are they allergic to something in or on the cake? Then why do they have cake? Psh.
4: Ain't ain't a word (so I ain't gonna say it). I hate this. Ain't is a word. It is the contraction for 'am not'. Everyone just uses it wrong. People say 'it ain't' meaning 'it am not', which doesn't work. But if you say 'I ain't' it's okay. Don't denounce words just because you don't know how to use them.
5: Are you okay? People like to ask this when you're crying, have just been injured, are quite clearly pissed, etc. It's okay to ask 'are you going to be okay?' but why would you ask someone with a gash in their forehead or someone who's bawling their eyes out if they're okay? No. No. Fail.
6: It's always in the last place you look. No fucking shit. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found something? You could look in two places and it'd be in the fucking last place. Ffff.
7: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? For those of you who've never heard this phrase, it basically means that a woman should not have sex with a man before marriage, because guys don't want to marry girls they've fucked already apparently. Obviously an older saying, but some people still use it. Stupid. Besides, what if that cow can't make milk any more? Using that logic, you don't know it's broken until you buy it.
8: Can I ask you a question? Okay, I'm guilty of using this. But it doesn't change the fact that it's stupid. I mean, you just asked a question. You didn't give the person a choice. Against the point!
Yep yep.
What stupid things do people say that irritate you?
Love. ♥
So, I'm hoping everyone is doing alright out there.
I'm dealing.
I'm loving my hair though; thank you for all of the lovely comments. ♥
Today, I would like to give you a list of Shit People Say All The Time that Make Me Want to Punch Them in the Face. Wewt!
1: Good Morning! This is a huge oxymoron to me. Chances are, if I'm awake, it's not morning; and if it is morning, that isn't good. So, either I'm grumpy and I want to go back to sleep or you're saying 'morning' when it is not morning so you suck. Fuck.
2: ATM Machine and PIN Number for those of you who don't know, ATM is an acronym for Automatic Teller Machine and PIN means Personal Identification Number. Adding 'machine' and 'number' to those is just redundant and makes me cringe.
3: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Fuck you! What good is cake if you can't eat it? I mean, I understand what it means, but that's just a dumb thing to say. I mean, really, why would anyone just have cake and not eat it? Are they allergic to something in or on the cake? Then why do they have cake? Psh.
4: Ain't ain't a word (so I ain't gonna say it). I hate this. Ain't is a word. It is the contraction for 'am not'. Everyone just uses it wrong. People say 'it ain't' meaning 'it am not', which doesn't work. But if you say 'I ain't' it's okay. Don't denounce words just because you don't know how to use them.
5: Are you okay? People like to ask this when you're crying, have just been injured, are quite clearly pissed, etc. It's okay to ask 'are you going to be okay?' but why would you ask someone with a gash in their forehead or someone who's bawling their eyes out if they're okay? No. No. Fail.
6: It's always in the last place you look. No fucking shit. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found something? You could look in two places and it'd be in the fucking last place. Ffff.
7: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? For those of you who've never heard this phrase, it basically means that a woman should not have sex with a man before marriage, because guys don't want to marry girls they've fucked already apparently. Obviously an older saying, but some people still use it. Stupid. Besides, what if that cow can't make milk any more? Using that logic, you don't know it's broken until you buy it.
8: Can I ask you a question? Okay, I'm guilty of using this. But it doesn't change the fact that it's stupid. I mean, you just asked a question. You didn't give the person a choice. Against the point!
Yep yep.
What stupid things do people say that irritate you?
Love. ♥
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It irritates me when someone says "to tell you the truth blah blah blah, because that tells me they are lying to me most of the time if they have to emphasise that they are being truthfull at the moment.