First Cut is the Deepest.
I woulda given you all my heart
but there's someone whose torn it apart
and she's taken just all that I had
but If you want to try to love again
Well I rolled the dice today again big time. Ancient programmer threw down the gauntlet yesterday and I went into gear and called Bombshell electrical Engineeer about the source files she never handed over when she quit on me. The story of my life. When's a girl gonna stay! lol.
I didn' think there was a chance in Hell but I wouldn' been a man if I didn' call - I knew it. And yeah, a few women in the office felt that it was my fault that she quit, but hey, when a girl whose stacked like that wears a pink tube top to work like that my barbarian nature comes out - I can't help it, its almost unconcious even if I'm really trying to hide 80%. She shoulda not quit but she did and took off with the source files and then when ancient programmer started throwing down the gauntlet, well I had to e-mail the Bombshell. I really didn't expect any reply either but waddya know, she sent me the links to the files - Hmmm, I wonder what it means, especially when I know she subtly put this jpg in with her and an 80 lb boa around her neck??? What was the message or was there any or is it just that she likes boas and hated me?
When I told the ancient programmer, "she was like "shit, I thought she hates your guts. I thought so too The ladies in the office gave me trouble about it for about three weeks and now she's e-mailing me the files. Well, saved me a months work and I ended up e-mailing her back saying "if you need any advice blah blah blah".
Really, I still want to jump that chick big time - electrical engineer, stacked, brains to spare and making me sweat all summer and I was the boss. God, I would love to lay that chick. Shockingly, she also posted this long letter that she is thinking of moving back to Maryland. Maryland - shit!
First cut is the deepest
but when it comes to being lucky he's cursed
when it comes to being loved he's the worst
Other News: Camps have broken out in the larger corp. fighting over a major code application. The ancient programmer refers to it as 'the product". I couldn't give a shit myself about all the different camps - even though ancient programmer doesn' believe me. I just stand in the middle of that hurricane and try to move when it moves. That's a shitload of code and all the evil contenders are vying for it and I'm stuck programming - trying to heard cats.
I still want her by my side
to help me dry the tears that I've cried
First cut is the deepest
Finally: Cops in Miami: They're sissies. Not like the cops in Manhattan or Brooklyn - those guys were men, these guys here are art director pussies who work out at the gym for the beach.
NYC Cops - Real Men
this one MIami sissy cop gave me a ticket today for nothing
Me: "Why don' you go do something that cops are supposed to do?"
Him: "Have a nice day sir"
Me thinking: You sissy motherf**ker, you should be chasing crack dealers or stopping crime and you're such a f**kin sissy pussy cop that you're even giving the lady behind me a ticket and she had a poodle in her car!!! A poodle. If I was a cop like that, I'd be ashamed of myself, what a sorry excuse for a man, and trying to pretend that he's a cop yet ! Don' get me wrong either, I loved the cops in NYC, those guys had balls and were always putting themselves on the line, I just don like cops who are pussies and I especially hate when a cop is a pussy and is trying to pretend he's a cop. That pussy - at least don' hide that your a pussy - just be a pussy - that pretender.
Such is life!
I woulda given you all my heart
but there's someone whose torn it apart
and she's taken just all that I had
but If you want to try to love again
Well I rolled the dice today again big time. Ancient programmer threw down the gauntlet yesterday and I went into gear and called Bombshell electrical Engineeer about the source files she never handed over when she quit on me. The story of my life. When's a girl gonna stay! lol.
I didn' think there was a chance in Hell but I wouldn' been a man if I didn' call - I knew it. And yeah, a few women in the office felt that it was my fault that she quit, but hey, when a girl whose stacked like that wears a pink tube top to work like that my barbarian nature comes out - I can't help it, its almost unconcious even if I'm really trying to hide 80%. She shoulda not quit but she did and took off with the source files and then when ancient programmer started throwing down the gauntlet, well I had to e-mail the Bombshell. I really didn't expect any reply either but waddya know, she sent me the links to the files - Hmmm, I wonder what it means, especially when I know she subtly put this jpg in with her and an 80 lb boa around her neck??? What was the message or was there any or is it just that she likes boas and hated me?
When I told the ancient programmer, "she was like "shit, I thought she hates your guts. I thought so too The ladies in the office gave me trouble about it for about three weeks and now she's e-mailing me the files. Well, saved me a months work and I ended up e-mailing her back saying "if you need any advice blah blah blah".
Really, I still want to jump that chick big time - electrical engineer, stacked, brains to spare and making me sweat all summer and I was the boss. God, I would love to lay that chick. Shockingly, she also posted this long letter that she is thinking of moving back to Maryland. Maryland - shit!
First cut is the deepest
but when it comes to being lucky he's cursed
when it comes to being loved he's the worst
Other News: Camps have broken out in the larger corp. fighting over a major code application. The ancient programmer refers to it as 'the product". I couldn't give a shit myself about all the different camps - even though ancient programmer doesn' believe me. I just stand in the middle of that hurricane and try to move when it moves. That's a shitload of code and all the evil contenders are vying for it and I'm stuck programming - trying to heard cats.
I still want her by my side
to help me dry the tears that I've cried
First cut is the deepest
Finally: Cops in Miami: They're sissies. Not like the cops in Manhattan or Brooklyn - those guys were men, these guys here are art director pussies who work out at the gym for the beach.
NYC Cops - Real Men
this one MIami sissy cop gave me a ticket today for nothing
Me: "Why don' you go do something that cops are supposed to do?"
Him: "Have a nice day sir"
Me thinking: You sissy motherf**ker, you should be chasing crack dealers or stopping crime and you're such a f**kin sissy pussy cop that you're even giving the lady behind me a ticket and she had a poodle in her car!!! A poodle. If I was a cop like that, I'd be ashamed of myself, what a sorry excuse for a man, and trying to pretend that he's a cop yet ! Don' get me wrong either, I loved the cops in NYC, those guys had balls and were always putting themselves on the line, I just don like cops who are pussies and I especially hate when a cop is a pussy and is trying to pretend he's a cop. That pussy - at least don' hide that your a pussy - just be a pussy - that pretender.
Such is life!
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And don't you know, cops would rather do pussy shit than the real deal!? I f-ing hate cops! Arrogant bastards! But for some reason they like me I dated a cop boy a while ago. We did some E together that he "confiscated"(sp?). Ya, what do ya know, a crooked cop! haahaa!!!