crippledmike

dude, i would but my fucking headlight was out when i brought the fucking thing home and i haven't ridden it since. i'm so frustrated i could kick a nun in the balls.

you could ride with me on the duc, but my new, pink leathers might upset your sense of style.

jehovah's shitlist tonight at the uptown.
be there.

yeah, the light isn't fixing itself...

sure right in the butthole

"pimp with a limp"

best ever.


now give me my fucking bike back.
cunt.

i get all hard when you talk about calipers and rotors you big asshog.

sometimes i really wish i could take off your other leg and hang it on my wall, motherfucker.

I'll admit, the jacket looks better when i'm on the Ducati, but my prada leathers haven't arrived yet.

cunt.

your narcotic cocktail's gonna INVARIABLY contain a healthy dose of strichnine. Chug a lug, tough guy.

pasta rocket... thas good...

shitty pic, but here she be....

good fun.

drink all my cum till i'm dry heaving from my nuts.

what, people get paid for that shit?

hmmm... i knew something seemed wrong.

Hey, Skillet. Haven't seen a post since the birth of the Lil'guy. How are things?

Get nekkid...it's your birthday!

birthday blowjob???

what the fuck do you think i am, a manwhore?

prick.

say word

awesome.

does the kid get the darth vader bondage outfit?

I have a boner... and it's got your name written all over it.

you never talk to me anymore...

it's like you cum and then yer just like, C-YA.

you're so insensitive.

... in her pussy.

Then you better kill me, because I'll keep coming back until your dick or mine is buried in the ground. You fuck.