yep, still awake. when did saturday morning cartoons start sucking so bad? there's this thing on called "kenny the shark" about a shark named kenny that got bored of sea life so he decided to pack up his belongings and move to the land. when he gets on the land, this girl named kat sees him in a pet store and after a little coaxing,...
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i didn't go. there was stuff i had to do. it's a lonnnnnnnnnng story.
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cedar:
yup, almost entirely about you...well, you and a ballet production of somesort...and that kid that plays simon on 7th heaven...very odd...
but you were the main character.
but you were the main character.
cedar:
you were damn good, but you weren't a ballerina.
ok, so maybe *some* people read it.
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koleeta:
no, nobody read it.
marcsucks needs to come back.
marcsucks needs to come back.
bean:
I was at the bar at Hop Louie's earlier, and they had a big bottle of Maker's Mark sitting out on the counter, and I thought "Hmm...I thought he was going to be here."
...but you weren't.
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...but you weren't.
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nobody reads this.
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vitaminpink:
I read it! now I'm screwed.
vitaminpink:
then I guess it really doesn't matter. so I'll read it again in spite of you!
I shaved my head.
Where the hell do homeless people get those santa hats?
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franandzooey:
haha. yeah I got to eat some pancakes. I got bacon on my plate too but I don't eat meat so I gave it to my dog. he was in heaven.
franandzooey:
yeah. It is kind of gross. Too bad it tastes so good though.
too greasy though.
too greasy though.
mya22:
Ok, so you DO looking mighty good in a suit! 
And I think that you need to cook for me sometime! 
And I think that you need to cook for me sometime! 
hippomonki:
i disagree
not only did i make out with a really cute girl tonight, i found a $5 bill on my way out of the bar. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
brokenglassheart:
you suck marc. i saw you at the ruby 2 times!!! you looked straight at me and didn't even say hi!! pretty wigiti wigiti wack brother! next time i see you, I'M gonna come up to you to say hi because i had this silly notion in my brain that we were buddies. 
So I got this thing where it was questions about what girls want to do on first dates and there were these bullshit sunshine and flowers nonsense. I guess that stuff's alright if you're looking to get married, but most guys just want a piece of ass.
What do women like to do on their first dates? (Explain)
Women don't care what you do on...
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sqook:
marc, this is fucking hilarious. Anyone that thinks you're not funny gets a swift kick in the nuts from me.
sweettarts:
This entry has me laughing my ass off because the sad thing is that I think the exact same way. So i guess my roommate was right...I did wear the pants in my last 2 relationships. Maybe thatswhy Im alone now. Whatever...I prefer being alone now. its hard to find a decent guy in Los Angeles annd your entry proves me right
i went to the burgundy room last night. i was sitting at the bar and this chick comes and sits next to me.
"hi, i'm dawn."
"hi, i'm marc... we've met before." (so has LTrain, hahahahahaha)
so after a few minutes of idle banter and her not getting my jokes, she asks me to watch her beer and her seat while she goes and smokes....
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"hi, i'm dawn."
"hi, i'm marc... we've met before." (so has LTrain, hahahahahaha)
so after a few minutes of idle banter and her not getting my jokes, she asks me to watch her beer and her seat while she goes and smokes....
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koleeta:
you're so making that up.
syberea:
fucking bitches anyway...
tell me more.
it get better reception that way....