I think it would be fun to have a dick... And what would I do if I had one? I would play with it. A LOT. And I would put it in things. Maybe if I was lucky I would put it in people too... Ahhh, if only I had a dick.
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eroticgeek:
If I had a dick, the I would never leave the house. This would be because of two reasons. First, I would have a permanent hard on. I would get hard over all the eye candy around. There is beautiful women everywhere you look and since I have a Suicide Girl subscription, well that hard on wouldn't go away. Secondly, I would either be masterbating like a crazy person or fucking everything that was willing to fuck me back. So that makes it clear as to why I would be a hermit in my own home. Thank god, that I am a well mannered, polite, respectful, young woman! HAHAHA