animalmother

"Rat shit, bat shit
Dirty old twat.
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot
Hooray.
Lizard shit.
FUCK."
-George Carlin

"Freddy's got knives, Freddy's got guns
Freddy's gonna stab you right in your buns"
-Josh B. Tenth grade, high on LSD. We were trying to compose a rap about Freddy Kruger and that's as far as we were able to get before sickening bouts of giggles...
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I'm half way into my week off and I've been: to the cemetary and read a thousand or so two-hundred-year old gravestones, read a great book (Irvine Welsh's latest), a crap Japanese restaurant I should've known better about (sometimes "holes in the walls" can be the best surprises, sometimes they just are what they are - nasty shitholes), a sports shop where I browsed their...
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So, a month or so ago I lost my wallet in a bar - or series of bars; details are fuzzy. The next morning, I had the presence of mind to have my credit cards and shit canceled. Then when my S.G. payment came up, I still haddn't gotten replacements for them yet, and S.G. only had my canceled card number. So eventually, I got...
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So I saw Marylin Manson on TV last night at some red carpet-charity event- publicity moment- type affair. Aside from my surprise that that talentless peice of shit is still considered newsworthy enough in 2006 to attend an event designed to allow famous people to have thier pictures taken, one other thing caught my eye...
As is usually the case, Manson was extravigantly made up...
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Well goddamn it. I can hardly bear to admit this, but I think I'm getting bored.
I swore that school ending was the best thing to happen in the past ten years, but adjusting to having leisure time is not as easy as you'd think. It's actually the monotony of my job that's driving me crazy. Every day is the same. No fun. Nothing new....
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I'm not really in a world of shit. I just like to use Private Pyle as my personal mascot from time to time. I love revenge stories, and Pyle blowing away the drill-seargent just before waxing himself is a sweet image.

I'm a psychic. Would you like to know the future? Well here's mine...
Beers and booze with Shivers and the Roc. Late night whiskey...
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