I know I'm slow and simple and everybody's probably sick to death of these things... but....
Seven things to do before I die:
1) Avoid turning into somebody who sucks
2) Buy a house
3) Move to the mountains
4) Climb the Pyramids to see if my Grandad really did carve his name on them during World War Two
6) Teach my kids how to do the right things
7) Visit the places where my grandparents were born
Seven Things I Cannot Do
1) Go for 'one' pint
2) Fly without being scared at least once
3) Acrobatics
4) Eat seafood
5) Stay tear-free when I watch sad stuff
6) Put up with annoying arseholes
7) Stand by and watch if my friends are getting into trouble
Seven things that attract me to where I live (London)
1) Its history
2) Its people
3) Its size
4) That there's always something going on
5) Its beauty
6) Its diversity
7) That it was once the centre of the world and the influence it has had
Seven things I say most often
1) Allright?
2) Fuck
3) Cunt
4) Balls
5) Easy geezer
6) Bollocks
7) Get fucked
Seven Books that I Love
1) Three men in a Boat
2) History books - especially WW2
3) Spike Milligan's war series
4) Terry Pratchett novels
5) The Woman Who Walked Into Doors
6) The Stand
7) Educational books/training manuals
Seven movies I watch over and over again
1) The Forty Year Old Virgin
2) Anchorman
3) Black Hawk Down
4) Star Wars
5) The Life Aquatic
6) X Men 2
7) Snatch
Seven things to do before I die:
1) Avoid turning into somebody who sucks
2) Buy a house
3) Move to the mountains
4) Climb the Pyramids to see if my Grandad really did carve his name on them during World War Two
6) Teach my kids how to do the right things
7) Visit the places where my grandparents were born
Seven Things I Cannot Do
1) Go for 'one' pint
2) Fly without being scared at least once
3) Acrobatics
4) Eat seafood
5) Stay tear-free when I watch sad stuff
6) Put up with annoying arseholes
7) Stand by and watch if my friends are getting into trouble
Seven things that attract me to where I live (London)
1) Its history
2) Its people
3) Its size
4) That there's always something going on
5) Its beauty
6) Its diversity
7) That it was once the centre of the world and the influence it has had
Seven things I say most often
1) Allright?
2) Fuck
3) Cunt
4) Balls
5) Easy geezer
6) Bollocks
7) Get fucked
Seven Books that I Love
1) Three men in a Boat
2) History books - especially WW2
3) Spike Milligan's war series
4) Terry Pratchett novels
5) The Woman Who Walked Into Doors
6) The Stand
7) Educational books/training manuals
Seven movies I watch over and over again
1) The Forty Year Old Virgin
2) Anchorman
3) Black Hawk Down
4) Star Wars
5) The Life Aquatic
6) X Men 2
7) Snatch
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Seven things to do before I die:
1) Avoid turning into somebody who sucks
6) Teach my kids how to do the right things
Seven Things I Cannot Do
1) Go for 'one' pint
4) Eat seafood
Seven things I say most often
2) Fuck
6) Bollocks