Thank you, and Congratulations on your purchase of "Add Me As Your Friend":
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Lather, rinse, repeat. May be applied topically or taken internally as directed. FOR TOPICAL USE: Apply liberally to sensitive areas, massaging with a small, circular motion until all friendship is absorbed. Reapply as needed or requested. FOR INTERNAL USE: Dilute 2 parts friendship with 3 parts fermented liquid spirits (such as Bombay or another premium dry gin). Make saucy remarks and playfully stroke my hair. Remember to complete the entire dose unless instructed by a medical professional.
WARNING: Adding me as your friend may result in loss of control, which can lead to excessive heat and potential friction-related injury. Lubrication is advised. Please read the user's manual before attempting this or any friendship. Should your friendship with me cause nausea or vomiting, discontinue use and consult your local lavatory facility. Please keep this friendship out of reach of children.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE: Lather, rinse, repeat. May be applied topically or taken internally as directed. FOR TOPICAL USE: Apply liberally to sensitive areas, massaging with a small, circular motion until all friendship is absorbed. Reapply as needed or requested. FOR INTERNAL USE: Dilute 2 parts friendship with 3 parts fermented liquid spirits (such as Bombay or another premium dry gin). Make saucy remarks and playfully stroke my hair. Remember to complete the entire dose unless instructed by a medical professional.
WARNING: Adding me as your friend may result in loss of control, which can lead to excessive heat and potential friction-related injury. Lubrication is advised. Please read the user's manual before attempting this or any friendship. Should your friendship with me cause nausea or vomiting, discontinue use and consult your local lavatory facility. Please keep this friendship out of reach of children.
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you make me giggle.
Last morn a spring bird sang out -
a laugh is sweeter.