Snow Day Pt. 2
Holy Fuck!!! Oh my god. Oh. My. God. I'm so glad my mother bought me a large enough supply of dry noodles last year to live through a small nuclear attack, because I am going to need them. It's a battle zone out there, and the enemy is Snow. At first I was like "oh, pretty". But then I had to walk about 3 blocks total to get my cloak out of my car and make sure the doors weren't frozen shut since I locked them three days ago when it was 85 outside. The walk literally almost killed me. My legs are are like noodles, I'm sweating like a whore in church, and I'm panting like Darth Vader. It was terrible, I figured it would be maybe 6-8 inches with a bunch of drifts, oh no, it's 1.5-2 feet deep in shallow spots. One guy I saw tried to trudge through the lawn and about 3 steps into it was up to his hips. Incredible. I never want to go through that shit again. Apparently my professor (who I was supposed to have a test with this morning at 8am), braved the drive here from somewhere about 40 miles away. All I have to say about that is that dude must have Balls The Size Of Church Bells to get through that alive.
Holy Fuck!!! Oh my god. Oh. My. God. I'm so glad my mother bought me a large enough supply of dry noodles last year to live through a small nuclear attack, because I am going to need them. It's a battle zone out there, and the enemy is Snow. At first I was like "oh, pretty". But then I had to walk about 3 blocks total to get my cloak out of my car and make sure the doors weren't frozen shut since I locked them three days ago when it was 85 outside. The walk literally almost killed me. My legs are are like noodles, I'm sweating like a whore in church, and I'm panting like Darth Vader. It was terrible, I figured it would be maybe 6-8 inches with a bunch of drifts, oh no, it's 1.5-2 feet deep in shallow spots. One guy I saw tried to trudge through the lawn and about 3 steps into it was up to his hips. Incredible. I never want to go through that shit again. Apparently my professor (who I was supposed to have a test with this morning at 8am), braved the drive here from somewhere about 40 miles away. All I have to say about that is that dude must have Balls The Size Of Church Bells to get through that alive.