Hi Guys,
So get ready for this....bum bum bum... my first blog.
I have decided i am going to dedicate my blogs to all the retarded things that i personally find absolutely hilarious in every day to day life.
I will start out with my adventures of hilarious retardedness with a garage sale i helped my parents out with.
Hilarious moments:
1. My mum holding a little black dress up to a really fat, truck driver looking guy, and she pulls out the winning sales line 'Everyone needs a little black dress'
2. (please take no racial offense to this) Dad spots two asians walking up the driveway, as they begin their brows for pre-loved goods. Dad picks something up and approaches with the line 'Hey guys you might like this, its 'asain style''
3. Mum decided to give this lovely girl a free paining and Dad, to stir her up a bit says 'thats one less beer for you out of the profits sweet cheeks'
4. Observing mum trying to sell a silk Chinese jacket to a muslim.
Along the adventures of pre-loved good sales and scary strangers rapping my garage for a bargain, i found my 'Fresh prince of Belair' jacket i purchase as a costume. Check it! Fresh!
I hope you have enjoyed my first blog. I want to start making these blogs a daily event of 'adventures of hilarious retardedness'.
I will end this with my days retardedness.....
So to begin, a little bit about myself. I am a marketing manager who appears very corporate and 'normal' at work. I appear to be nothing out of the ordinary right down to my so called diamond earrings i wear every day and then........
We have the awkward moment when your diamond plug falls out of one ear in the middle of a meeting... hehehehe
Stay Adventurous peeps xoxo