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When I wake up in the morning I usually have to pee. Sometimes I also wake up with an erection. On those mornings I think to myself: why does everything have to be so fucking complicated?!?


blah blah blah fucking bleh

hows that for a blog entry

I just cancelled my account. I'll be back if they make a mobile version (phones etc) perhaps.

see ya on the flip side

but probably not cause I'm a mild mannered misanthrope and a bastard!

I'm going to tattoo Guy Lalibert's face on my face so I take his place on the space shuttle. My plan is flawless.

If every bus was the Venga bus I would have to buy a car.

Wouldn't it be sweet if there was a mobile version of sg. Ya know... Naked chicks on the iPhone and shiz, not all bogged down and hard to navigate.

I am the biggest perv of them all!!! :sarcasticemoticon: :rumcokeemoticon:

~alex

Half my profile went missing for no good reason. What a pain in the arse.