siete:
Whyyy !!??
When my wife asked me if I could have a threesome which of her friends I would choose, apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two..
I tried to get a patent for a gold-plated buttplug but Apple beat me to it. Turns out they are already making overpriced toys for assholes.
siete:
destroying them will make you feel good how to release that anger there
alexislust:
😂😂
amoxi:
🙃😂
lanaisonfire:
…and it is, well i find it very polite and kind 🖤✨
rosescarlet:
It’s good manners unless you wanted to kill making her flying from the plane 😂🤣🫶
My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sisters panties. It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. It really made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
headshot:
Dark, but funny.