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Today is that special day that comes only once a year....

Yup - you guessed it - that day between the Ides of March
and St. Patrick's Day.

I always used to wonder what it meant, but now I'm starting
to think not a goddam fucking thing....

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There's some buzz around town about plans to merge my town Zablo Hills
with the next one over, Zablo Valley. If true it would be the most
exciting political news around here since they shifted the garbage
and recycling pickup day from Tuesday to Monday. Lots of people
still upset about that.

This is an old idea, also proposed when I was mayor decades ago....
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acide:
Hi! Thank you for the love on my set! <3 That's sweet kisskiss
zabloboy:
They had the referendum on combining the towns....

It was turned down by a solid majority, as I suspected.

Apparently most people felt that with a combined population
of well over 200, the new amalgamated town would have too
much of a "big-city" feel to it.
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never
see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.
Sorry for the convenience.




......Mitch Hedberg
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If the law supposes that, then the law is an ass, an idiot!



.....Mr.Bumble from Oliver Twist


Wonder what he'd say these days if he saw the likes
of pointy-heads Scalia, Thomas, and Alito on
that moronic fucking excuse of a supreme court (?)
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A wise man believes only in lies....


....John Houseman from the intro to Roald Dahl's "Tales of
the Unexpected", circa 1984.




A wiser man makes his lies believable....

......Zabloboy, circa 2013
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Hmmm... Wonder where my girlfriend got to....
She was lying right here beside me a few minutes
ago. Well, no time to worry about that now. Sounds
like some intruder has broken into the house and
locked himself inside the bathroom again. Better
go shoot them to death first.

Then I can figure out where the girlfriend might be later.


...Oscar Pistorius

Feb. 14, 2013
zabloboy:


Shiver and say the words
Of every lie you've heard.


....Echo and the Bunnymen
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But, somewhere back there in the dust
That same small town in each of us


......Don Henley
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Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.



.....Jonathan Kozol
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With some things ya gotta do it wrong first before
it's possible to get it right...


Zabloboy Feb. 2, 2013
zabloboy:


Good luck with that, jackass....


Hope ya got another 63 years.
praesepe:
i always like seeing your conversations with yourself : ]
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Depressing news indeed.... Fox Network did not
renew their contract with Sarah Palin. I mean she
was the only reason I watched the fucking thing!!!


Her wit, her intellect, her enlightened vision of things...
What can I say?

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.




.... Oscar Wilde
thanatoz:
hahaha true story
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I like my McAfee computer anti-virus, but of late have been
wondering if anything developed by a totally paranoid unhinged
psycho can be trusted (it does give a lot of false positives!)

But the company has been sold at least twice since, so
it's probably OK. Still, they might be wise to change the
name. Or give the mad scientist a couple million bucks
to...
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