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I'm back to tell everyone that, while I don't particularly like motorcycle culture, I like seeing nice female hindquarters on motorcycles...

A certain Queen album cover comes to mind.

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ugh! I was gonna spew out my top ten movie fights of all time- but I hit the damn back button and lost my text... Next time... Next time.
ohsoordinary:
Better be glad you're cuter than you are smart.


love love love
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On Fire!

Man I am burnin up right now!

Favorite Position: Punishing your face!


...yeah I need to calm it on down.
ohsoordinary:


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But Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

I come home from work last night to find Evander (the one time Real Deal) Holyfield in a fake (not real deal) boxing match on WWE's Saturday night show.

This was absolutely THE most heinous thing Evander has done since he claimed he'd won his first fight with Lennox Lewis (with Lennox sitting right beside him shaking his head in pure disbelief).

I'd...
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ohsoordinary:
Thanks for the comment!

*smooch*
ohsoordinary:
Yeah... "free stuff" was supposed to be funny, but its only funny to service members because they are the only ones who know what the "free stuff" is. Kind of short sighted on my part.
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EXPLOSION

An explosion comes my dearest friend and lover.

This is the warning...



Maybe we will write of it as it arrives. Or while it is here. Or as it ends...


No not that- it never ends. ARRR!!!
ohsoordinary:
Argghh....
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And with an expanding warmth my other has entered the room. Immediately we are empowered and the world begins to bend to our mutual will. She is Queen and I find myself in disbelief as she names me her King... even as I feel it in my being it seems too good to be true.

I stand beside you, welcome home,

~Supermale
ohsoordinary:
OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!




Thank you so much!!!!!!!
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The Captain be tired but if mutiny be in ye hearts 'twill be ye who walks the plank!
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....Happinessssss... life can be good. I don't need drugs; I'm high on life.
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I am what I am.

What I am is a man who wants you to try to stop him.

Meet me after school in the parking lot by the old auto shop class, 3:15p sharp.



'Supermale lives.
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I used to dream of all our favorite play places
Those come-what-may places
Where we could forget about the troubles and the trials of life... Oh let Nat sing it...

...To get the feel of life
From jazz and cocktails

The girls I knew had sad and sullen gray faces
With distingue traces
That used to be there
You could see where they'd been washed...
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ohsoordinary:
Hint much?
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Unfair but still pretending to care about the opinions of others...

So what sorts of pictures should I post up next? I don't feel any burning desire to reveal my true and hideous exterior; but I'll gladly throw some paint on a requested shot. Peen? I dunno kids- I'm old school in that I'd rather save that for the grand finale.

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ohsoordinary:
Yes. YOU'RE the drama queen, dude.

GAWD.
xyysupermale:
Naw you just wish I walked around in a dress more often.