Friday May 09, 2003

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"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"

yup;

So basically most girls under 12 and women over 60 are safe;
All us bitches in between are pretty much munipulative, cunning, emotional wrecks and we're trying to take down as many people with us.

hehe, cool.



surreal surreal surreal
stickyrice:
Every man knows this, and heeds it not. smile

Thursday May 08, 2003

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i'm pretty sure I left my underwear in the car.

That's a problem because I'm not home tonight.
So I'm either gonna have to borrow a pair of Adrienne's tomorrow morning,
Or I'm going commando tomorrow.

hmmmm.....

eeek eeek
jivesucka52:
Hehe. I think you actually left your underwear in my car. Haha...I don't like going commando but you don't have to worry about jiggling balls so be free if you must.
dedilliterati:
If you would like to email me something you've written, something you're really proud of, I would like to read it. I don't want it to be an imposition or anything, but I do think it would be a nice thing to see. I only read published authors, and I'd liketo get a feel for things unpublished, if you have them to offer.

Email:dedilliterati@aol.com

Sunday May 04, 2003

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I disappeared due to sickness and love;

I don't know which one I'm still recovering from.


I hope to find out someday...


love love love
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johnny_crotchrot:
hmm
elgrappadura:
Both can take their toll. frown

Wednesday Apr 23, 2003

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so I was on the phone with two of my girlfriends,
All three of us spending our last day of spring break watching I Love the 80's on VH1
And a heated debate arose;

Who is the hottest 80's rock chick?

- Joan Jett
- Debbie Harry
- Pat Benatar
- Lita Ford

Despite the fact that she aged really, really badly, I'm all about...
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was_nicole:
i better see you tonight miss.

xo
tadzi:
of them.....id say debbie harry...but what about christina cervenga? back in the day (the years have not been kind) she was hot as hell

Monday Apr 21, 2003

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The asshole text messages me:
I know,
no contact,
but I was looking at my old messages,
and just had to tell you that I love you.
I hope things are okay for you,
as they are for me.


how many times do you have to tell a person they are a boil on the butt of humanity and that you never want to hear...
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stellartrane:
Damn, I hate that shit. My ex called me on Easter crying she was stuck on the parkway. I was nice and calmed her down, but fuck, what does she want me to do about it. Psycho girls, I swear. Broke up with the bitch 5 times, only took her back cause I thought she's going to kill herself or something.... Damn, Psycho Girls.
I'll probably meet another soon and take the ride all over again.
elgrappadura:
You could do like Wille E. Coyote and send him a wildcat in a box. Then when he opened it it would come out like a hurricane and slice him to shreds. wink

Or a weasel. hehehe

[Edited on Apr 22, 2003]

Sunday Apr 20, 2003

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a friend never looks more beautiful
Then right before they leave your life;
Especially when you don't want them to go.


In other news,
My mother is currently snoring on my futon.
I'm boycotting lamb for Easter next year because no matter how you cook it,
It's still a baby sheep on your plate.

I am Jack's raging bile duct.

whatever
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skinandbones:
"when"!
a35mmlife:
good name

Friday Apr 18, 2003

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The ecstasy of a good dream,
The frustration from waking up,
The agony of reality,
It's just not helping my state of mind;
And I'm forced to be social tonight,
Though I feel nothing will satisfy my mood.



frown frown
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was_nicole:
yes, you should go to the party. call me.
xxanastasiaxx:
I know the feeling well. frown

Go out..have fun for me too..let me know how it was..

Wednesday Apr 16, 2003

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me and my friend are on a mission to retrieve a sex tape
a sex tape containing highly compromising situations between a mutual friend and well known asshole/ex-boyfriend
I've seen the tape
Or part of it anyway;
I definitely don't trust him with tape
I definitey don't trust her reaction when she finds out there is a tape,
Adrienne (my friend) wants to pull a...
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elgrappadura:
I say cock the hammer girl. That tape will be in your hands shortly thereafter. smile
frankie18:
hahahaha yeah the .45 is a bit extreme. the mission impossible though sounds quite fun and exciting. good luck and dont get caught!!!

Tuesday Apr 15, 2003

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please get me out of here; please.
I don't want a cab,
I want a fighter jet;
Just air lift me right the fuck out of here!
I want unemployment back, please.
it was nice
I had a great tan
I no longer want carpal tunnel
pass me a martini and say I never have to do this again!

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frankie18:
sorry dear i wish i could. i have my own nightmare to fight though. good luck on yours.

a flight on a plane though does sound awfully nice right about now. i need a vacation!
jennypenny:
ohhh you like fashion? meee to

Tuesday Apr 15, 2003

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on east coast time this is what is called insomnia...


...but in the west coast this is just a fashionably cool time to start heading home for bed


In my mind, I'm in San Francisco tonight

biggrin biggrin biggrin
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xdiorxwhorex:
obnoxious I can handle
I'm not exactly the poster child for keeping smart ass comments to myself


So in that case, tread lightly tongue
xxanastasiaxx:
I'm still here..have to put off running away for another week.

That's a good one, I have to remember that..

I have comedy and tragedy tattooed on my right breast and the Wiccan triple moon Goddess symbol tattooed to the back of my neck. Great minds think alike...wink
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