Smutty hell! Alright alright, I'm lagging on the smut. I know. But do you want it good or do you want it fast? Hmm, knowing this crowd I'll get some mixed answers.
Anyway to keep you entertained I say you go over and look at a little Live Journal that is all pissy about SG.
Anti Suicide Girls. I can only guess that this is someone who either got rejected as a Suicide Girl or can no longer afford a subscription.
I mean why else would you hate SG?
Also you could do this:
1. Age/sexual preference.. 29 / Bi
2. Have you ever had sex? Sure.
3. How often would you say you have sex? Lately? the question is do you remember sex? Then I will say... barely.
4. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17. Right on my birthday.
5. How often do you masturbate? once or twice a week.
6. Do you masturbate picturing a person..or just an act? Combination.
7. Do you have sex dreams? Sure.
8. How often do you have sex dreams? Don't know, too tired to remember my dreams but I know they happen.
9. Is it a stranger.. or someone you know that you have sex with in your dreams? Always a stranger.
10. Have you ever wanted to have sex with a stranger? Sure.
11. Have you ever been cummed on? Belly only.
12. Have you ever asked to be cummed on? No.
13. Have you ever licked cum off of someone? No.
14. Are you dominant or submissive? Sub.
15. Do you like to be spanked? Not seriously.
16. Do you like to be smacked? Nah.
17. In the face? Hell no.
18. Do you like to be tied down or cuffed? As long as I know I can wiggle out of it.
19. Do you like anal sex? Never done it.
20. How often would you say you have anal sex? n/a
21. Do you think its better than sex? n/a
22. What do you think is a good size penis? You know what, when I'm getting it on I never measure. As long as it's not the size of my pinky I am sure we are square.
23. A good size breast? A/B/C Cup.
24. Where's the weirdest place you have had sex? Church.
25. Have you ever had sex in front of people? Yes.
26. Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room sleeping? Yes.
27. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes.
28. Foursome? Yes-ish. Four person just watched.
29. More some? No.
30. Have you ever wanted to? Not really.
31. Have you ever kissed someone of your same sex? Sure.
32. Did you like it? Oh yah.
33. Ever have oral sex with someone of the same sex? Yes.
34. Ever use a vibrator? Yes.
35. Ever went near the ass during masturbation? Yep.
36. Ever have someone finger your ass? Yes.
37. Eat it? No.
38. Ever finger someones ass? No.
39. Ever eat someones ass? No.
40. Ever pee on someone/or let someone pee on you? No.
41. Do you like the taste of cum? I feel no two ways about it.
42. Ever have someone cum in your ass/or cum in someones ass? Yes.
43. Ever tasted your own cum? Yes.
44. Ever have someone lick your feet? Yes.
45. Ever lick someone elses feet? No.
46. Do you enjoy sensual massages? Think me weird but on a whole not really. I rather move on.
47. Ever use anything for masturbation that wasnt made to do that? Yep.
48. Whens the last time you had sex? Last month... month before that... I can't remember.
49. How often do you watch porn on the net? To busy to watch porn. Is SG porn? Well then everyday.
50. Look through porno mags? Nope.
51. Have porn tapes? Nope.
52. Dvds? There's one in my house, belongs to my uncle, can't say I want to watch gang banging whores... or whatever the hell it's called.
53. Ever been in porn? Only if some has been taping me dancing to the eighties hits.
54. Ever been on a website naked? Nope.
55. Ever made your own porn? Nope.
56. Whats the most people you had sex with in one day? 1... er, does oral count? Then 2. Couldn't have a 3some without it.
57. Do you think your just a little slutty? I'm so boring it makes me ill.
Damn this was long. No more frigging questions!
Anyway to keep you entertained I say you go over and look at a little Live Journal that is all pissy about SG.
Anti Suicide Girls. I can only guess that this is someone who either got rejected as a Suicide Girl or can no longer afford a subscription.
I mean why else would you hate SG?
Also you could do this:
1. Age/sexual preference.. 29 / Bi
2. Have you ever had sex? Sure.
3. How often would you say you have sex? Lately? the question is do you remember sex? Then I will say... barely.
4. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17. Right on my birthday.
5. How often do you masturbate? once or twice a week.
6. Do you masturbate picturing a person..or just an act? Combination.
7. Do you have sex dreams? Sure.
8. How often do you have sex dreams? Don't know, too tired to remember my dreams but I know they happen.
9. Is it a stranger.. or someone you know that you have sex with in your dreams? Always a stranger.
10. Have you ever wanted to have sex with a stranger? Sure.
11. Have you ever been cummed on? Belly only.
12. Have you ever asked to be cummed on? No.
13. Have you ever licked cum off of someone? No.
14. Are you dominant or submissive? Sub.
15. Do you like to be spanked? Not seriously.
16. Do you like to be smacked? Nah.
17. In the face? Hell no.
18. Do you like to be tied down or cuffed? As long as I know I can wiggle out of it.
19. Do you like anal sex? Never done it.
20. How often would you say you have anal sex? n/a
21. Do you think its better than sex? n/a
22. What do you think is a good size penis? You know what, when I'm getting it on I never measure. As long as it's not the size of my pinky I am sure we are square.
23. A good size breast? A/B/C Cup.
24. Where's the weirdest place you have had sex? Church.
25. Have you ever had sex in front of people? Yes.
26. Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room sleeping? Yes.
27. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes.
28. Foursome? Yes-ish. Four person just watched.
29. More some? No.
30. Have you ever wanted to? Not really.
31. Have you ever kissed someone of your same sex? Sure.
32. Did you like it? Oh yah.
33. Ever have oral sex with someone of the same sex? Yes.
34. Ever use a vibrator? Yes.
35. Ever went near the ass during masturbation? Yep.
36. Ever have someone finger your ass? Yes.
37. Eat it? No.
38. Ever finger someones ass? No.
39. Ever eat someones ass? No.
40. Ever pee on someone/or let someone pee on you? No.
41. Do you like the taste of cum? I feel no two ways about it.
42. Ever have someone cum in your ass/or cum in someones ass? Yes.
43. Ever tasted your own cum? Yes.
44. Ever have someone lick your feet? Yes.
45. Ever lick someone elses feet? No.
46. Do you enjoy sensual massages? Think me weird but on a whole not really. I rather move on.
47. Ever use anything for masturbation that wasnt made to do that? Yep.
48. Whens the last time you had sex? Last month... month before that... I can't remember.
49. How often do you watch porn on the net? To busy to watch porn. Is SG porn? Well then everyday.
50. Look through porno mags? Nope.
51. Have porn tapes? Nope.
52. Dvds? There's one in my house, belongs to my uncle, can't say I want to watch gang banging whores... or whatever the hell it's called.
53. Ever been in porn? Only if some has been taping me dancing to the eighties hits.
54. Ever been on a website naked? Nope.
55. Ever made your own porn? Nope.
56. Whats the most people you had sex with in one day? 1... er, does oral count? Then 2. Couldn't have a 3some without it.
57. Do you think your just a little slutty? I'm so boring it makes me ill.
Damn this was long. No more frigging questions!
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2. Have you ever had sex? uh.. yes
3. How often would you say you have sex? often enough to make me happy
4. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16 on top of a mountain in my step brothers 69 cougar. It was so funny cause afterwards I thought I might have AIDS. funny when I look back.
5. How often do you masturbate? depends on how often I'm getting it.
6. Do you masturbate picturing a person..or just an act? agreed = combination
7. Do you have sex dreams? not really
10. Have you ever wanted to have sex with a stranger? Sure.
14. Are you dominant or submissive? depends on the person, I adapt very well.
15. Do you like to be spanked? only if I'm bad
16. Do you like to be smacked? only if I'm really bad
17. In the face? not a good idea, but at the right moment it might be a nice surprise.
18. Do you like to be tied down or cuffed? Not after the last time, that girl was freaking crazy.
19. Do you like anal sex? Not one of my fantasys
23. A good size breast? any.. ones with perky nipples
24. Where's the weirdest place you have had sex? in 2ft of snow off the beaten path while people were walking by.
25. Have you ever had sex in front of people? no
26. Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room sleeping? no
27. Have you ever had a threesome? Yes.
28. Foursome? no
29. More some? No.
31. Have you ever kissed someone of your same sex? Yes
32. Did you like it? No
33. Ever have oral sex with someone of the same sex? no comment
34. Ever use a vibrator? one of the back massage ones - yes
35. Ever went near the ass during masturbation? yes
36. Ever have someone finger your ass? No
37. Eat it? No but that might be interesting
38. Ever finger someones ass? no
39. Ever eat someones ass? no
40. Ever pee on someone/or let someone pee on you? fuck no!
43. Ever tasted your own cum? yes out of curiousity
44. Ever have someone lick your feet? Yes.
45. Ever lick someone elses feet? Oh yes! I love feet
46. Do you enjoy sensual massages? For sure!
47. Ever use anything for masturbation that wasnt made to do that? Does a hot tub jet count?
48. Whens the last time you had sex? Within the last 30 days maybe a little longer
49. How often do you watch porn on the net? Often
50. Look through porno mags? No
51. Have porn tapes? No
53. Ever been in porn? No
54. Ever been on a website naked? No
55. Ever made your own porn? Yes, but it was contained in a song.
56. Whats the most people you had sex with in one day? 2
57. Do you think your just a little slutty? I've been told I'm a little freak, so I guess...