witchhunter

Well gang, its been swell, but the swelling has gone down.

I barely ever check this place out anymore, and I'm saving up to buy a house, so I think I'm gonna let it expire.
Catch y'all on the flip side.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

You have to wonder if the world would be a different place if Lewis Carroll had used a word processor and had to put up with spell checkers.

The big hairy monster is coming to eat you children.
He is walking down the road outside of town
Coming to strip your skin to make a jaunty hat
Running now, hes only three roads down
Licking his chops while he thinks about your tender thighs
Now at your neighbor's mailbox, looks like he has a cramp
He might just suck the marrow from your...
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Damn, my nose feels weird.

all twitchy and stuff.

I wonder if I'm developing magic powers?

Whooo!

I'm surfing from my new laptop!
It'll take me a while to get used to this keyboard.

Merry Christmas!

What the fuck is up with the new profile??

Wow, it has barely been my birthday for an hour, and it has already been pretty rockin!
What a nice change of pace.

I am too fond
of women and song
especially the ones about my cock
And I could dance with her
all night long
but all the grinding gives me half a stock
Her lucious lips
so soft to kiss
are just as soft wrapped around my wood
her embrace
sends me to bliss
And I'd get around this damned restaining order if I could

Holy shit.
I just had the grossest experience EVER.
I'd rather not go through it all again, but suffice it to say, I had something EXTREMELY unpleasant squirt into my mouth. After I finished gagging, I had to take an emitic to make sure I got it all.

Yaay for being home, boo for my vacation being over.

Also, I didn't do dishes before I left, so my apartment smells gross, and I'm pretty sure I picked up the bird flu in chicago.