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BITCHSLAPPED-MUTHAFUNKIN-GOOSESTEPPING BADGER-POKING -JESUS f'n CHRIST ON A POLE!
akemi:
thankyou- do u have any ink ?
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BATTEN DOWN THE F'N HATCHES !

Avast ye folks on this ere' website, i master pirate Vill is postin' this rather peculiar entry because i'd like to say...

HAPPY HARDCORE HOLIDAYS FROM VILL THE DRILL!

And a happy new year!

Btw why do kids like Santa?

In my view, one of the scary things in life is having a fat, hairy man who invites kids...
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HOLY CRAPKINS!, Thats at least a day where i havent been on the computer!

HAZAR!

But i'm, here now though so i've kinda shot meself in the foot, any-hoodily-doodily, i am posting this to get all the Brits on the site jealous, i am (in January this is) going to see the one, the only EIGHTEEN VISIONS!!!!!!!!

WWOOOOOOOOOOO!
YYYEEEEEAHHHHHH!
BBBBIIIAAATTTTCCC!

...

That is all.
smile
(ps,...
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Halo. I've just finished work and i am, again on my computer.

All together now...

"GET A FRIGGIN LIFE YOU LOSER!"

Haha! Who cares eh? It's my life and if i want to spend endless hours doing jack shit, then damn it, i will spend endless hours doing jack shit!

CAN I GET AN AMEN!?

(ps lots of love and kisses to Ovida kiss ( god...
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ovida:
I do not accept kisses, only sacrificial shrimp cocktails biggrin (You've now got my brain wired to seafood and nothing else. Mmm, crabcakes...)
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HEY YOU GUYS!!!! Don't know why i bother doing this. I doubt anyone reads these. But if no-one reads them i can say what i want and not be shunned!

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!!!!!

VIVA LA SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!

REST ASSURED EVERYONE, SOMEDAY YOUR UPPANCE WILL COME!!!!!!!

BANANA PHONE!!!!!!!!!!

And so on and so forth.
Toodles
ovida:
I see you a VIVA LA SHIRMP and raise you a VIVA LA LOBSTER!! tongue
vill:
Impressive... The force is strong in this one...
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Okay, my ever short attention span has opted NOT to show the pictures of when me and some mates went to see the mighty Motorhead

Instead i may just put up some pics of me. Why? Because i like me smile

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ONWARD TO CASTLE GREYSKULL!!!!!

Morning everyone. Seeing as my profile is a bit shit, i'm going to upload some cool pics of when me and my mates went to see the mighty Motorhead. Enjoy!
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HOLY HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

Shit man i have some severe problems with my mind. Now before anyone stars thinking; "OOOH he's crazy man, he's all like new and, WOOHOO an' shit..."

It's all down to the fact that i got in from work on friday night and saw really strange glowing light things, like you know when you shut your eyes really really tight,...
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elicit77:
You got high blood pressure or a brain tumor or maybe you aren't getting enough oxygen. Do you smoke a lot? It sounds more like you're not getting enough oxygen now that I'm think about it. ARRR!!!
vill:
Prob'ly not getting enough oxwhygen then. Don't smoke, check my profile. Are you a doctor?
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No then! AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Aw fuck it, ill fuck around with these funkin things. Fuck.

mad EL SUICIDO LOCO

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Shit.

I'll try again.


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