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Love this new laptop. It's working wonders, and I'll have some new comics up soon. Woooo!

Should have a new laptop Wednesday, so I can get back to drawing my webcomic Captain Ahole! It's at Captainahole.comicdish.com if anyone is interested. Later peeps!

OH man oh man. I decided to renew after a few years to retrieve a bunch of the pics I had on here, so here I am. And I suppose I might as well check out all the hawt pics of SGs while I'm here right? Why not! Lot has happened the last few years, but no one is reading this, so no point in...
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Dum dum duuummmm............it's finally here....the moment you've all been waiting for.....JACK....THE RETURN! Yeah. It's me. I'm back. Okay, I just reread my entire collection of blog posts and man was I a conflicted douchenozzle. Well, what's different now. Lessee...Jennifer and I, the girl I was with when last I posted, just decided to break up and be good friends last week. That's right. We lasted...
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I put a new pic of me in the me folder and I made a new folder with Jennifer and Dylan in it. And I have a massive hangover. No more alcohol!

Yay. It's Valentine's Day. Well, okay, so it's not that bad. I made Jennifer a basket with a stuffed tiger, two red bulls, a pack of Newports, a box of some type of sleeping pills(forgot the name), a card with a gorilla dressed as cupid, a rose, some candy hearts, and Ok magazine(some gossip mag). All things she likes. She thought it was funny. Oh,...
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Last night my girlfriend punched me in the face. Ouch. My ear bled. So I pushed her and she hit her head against a brick wall. I've never felt so miserable in my life. She punched me because I was mad about her dragging me to a all gangsta club after we went on a ghost tour downtown. I didn't want to do anything else...
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I have returned my people!!!!!!!!!! Um.....hello? Damn. A fella leaves for over a year and everyone just up and ditches him. Poop. Well, when last you heard from me Jenn and I had been together for like five months. Well, now it's been twenty months and we're looking for a house together. We're with my bro now until we find a place, but it's cool....
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She got her period, so she's most likely not pregnant. I'm relieved, but I told her I'm kinda sad at the same time. I want a kid, yet I'm not in the right place to be able to deal with one. Only God(or your deity of choice) knows what the future holds.....

What does it mean when three pregnancy tests in a row are positive? Is that a sure sign?