I think it's funny when people diss some other scene...
As if their stupid scene is any better.
"They like different types of music than us, the lame-o's!"
So silly.
All scenes are basically the same.
The people do drugs and fuck each other, willy nilly.
They all wear uniforms and believe the same things, claim to read the same books, blah, blah, blah.
What...
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As if their stupid scene is any better.
"They like different types of music than us, the lame-o's!"
So silly.
All scenes are basically the same.
The people do drugs and fuck each other, willy nilly.
They all wear uniforms and believe the same things, claim to read the same books, blah, blah, blah.
What...
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It is so good not to work at the porno store anymore.
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hooraydiation:
They ought to introduce a third kind of genitalia, just to break up the monotony.
Hope your new job is better.
Hope your new job is better.
hooraydiation:
It's been so long since you last posted. I hope your new job didn't kill you.
I used to know this guy that wanted people to crap on top of his crap.
He was always not flushing the toilet because he hoped you would shit on his shit.
Or at least pee on it.
The rationale behind this was that you would be better friends with him afterward.
That shitting on his poop was a real bonding experience.
He was a...
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He was always not flushing the toilet because he hoped you would shit on his shit.
Or at least pee on it.
The rationale behind this was that you would be better friends with him afterward.
That shitting on his poop was a real bonding experience.
He was a...
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hooraydiation:
Did you take pictures of the reverse widow's peak?
And have you checked out American Virgin?
And have you checked out American Virgin?
hooraydiation:
I thought it was a good first issue and so far I like the protagonist. I'm definitely interested to see where the series is going. I don't think I've read anything by Seagle before...
Before I begin:
I would like everyone to know-- (all two of you that actually read my entries)--that I am pumping up the jam with Technotronic.
After that I am gonna go and get in my Buffalo Stance with Neneh Cherry.
That shit was hot when I was twelve.
I am so old.
Anyhow.
I think I might start writing my journal entries in other...
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I would like everyone to know-- (all two of you that actually read my entries)--that I am pumping up the jam with Technotronic.
After that I am gonna go and get in my Buffalo Stance with Neneh Cherry.
That shit was hot when I was twelve.
I am so old.
Anyhow.
I think I might start writing my journal entries in other...
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black_tar_heroin:
THE TX GOV ARE PLAYING AT MY WORK!!!!!!!
THEY ARE PLAYING E DROP SONGS AS WELL..
I WANT SOMETHING TO RECORD IT WITH.
TOO BAD I THREW AWAY MY MINI DISC PLAYER IN TEXAS...
THEY ARE PLAYING E DROP SONGS AS WELL..
I WANT SOMETHING TO RECORD IT WITH.
TOO BAD I THREW AWAY MY MINI DISC PLAYER IN TEXAS...
fred:
That's a good idea.
And if you nailed it to a cross too and glued little sparkles that would be *really* romantic.
That's a good idea.
And if you nailed it to a cross too and glued little sparkles that would be *really* romantic.
You know what?
If you are the manager of a video store or a retail outlet or whatever, basically if you have a job where you make money for people that are already rich and you love that job?
Fuck.
You.
I hate your fuckin' guts.
Is your life so fuckin' empty that you would try filling the hole by kissing the asses of rich...
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I would like to grow an Abraham Lincoln type beard...
But I am not manly enough.
It's so sad.
But I am not manly enough.
It's so sad.
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hooraydiation:
You could always get manliness supplements. They come in the form of a suppository and are available in your local disreputable alleyways.
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penguinscheme:
But the beard would MAKE you manly...
Eh? Eh? What do ya think?
Eh? Eh? What do ya think?
I only ever go to parties so that I can steal from people...
So, imagine my disapointment the other night when I went to a party and they had NOTHING WORTH STEALING.
I stole all their refrigerator magnets, simply as a matter of principle.
And I guess it is mildly funny to imagine the party hosts waking up in the morning, going to get an...
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So, imagine my disapointment the other night when I went to a party and they had NOTHING WORTH STEALING.
I stole all their refrigerator magnets, simply as a matter of principle.
And I guess it is mildly funny to imagine the party hosts waking up in the morning, going to get an...
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hooraydiation:
I'm missing out on recent Runaways because I only buy trades (I take terrible care of regular comics and hate ads) and think the digests are terrible to look at. I'll probably cave and buy some though because it'll probably be a year before they release another hardcover (if they do at all).
There's no way Alex would stay dead. No way, no how.
And I think it'd be fun to steal a toilet seat. It's so essential and it can fit in a backpack.
There's no way Alex would stay dead. No way, no how.
And I think it'd be fun to steal a toilet seat. It's so essential and it can fit in a backpack.
meltron2d2:
That was pretty funny...were you beign sarcastic a weirdo or truthful?
Any girl that feels the need to tell people that she is not a slut is automatically a slut.
I'm not saying I have a problem with sluts or anything.
I say, if you're a slut, you don't need to feel bad about it.
You don't need to feel "slut shame."
You only live once after all.
So do what you like.
Only maybe try...
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I'm not saying I have a problem with sluts or anything.
I say, if you're a slut, you don't need to feel bad about it.
You don't need to feel "slut shame."
You only live once after all.
So do what you like.
Only maybe try...
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hooraydiation:
I'm gonna call you Sassquatch. Cause you're sassy.
Vacation begins in less than 24 hours if all goes well.
I will not be updating for at least three weeks.
No one will care.
Sigh.
I will not be updating for at least three weeks.
No one will care.
Sigh.
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loveonaplate:
i will care...especially my pizza cock 
penguinscheme:
i care. 
I went with some girl to see a movie.
But she talked through the whole thing so I'm never going to speak to her again.
But she talked through the whole thing so I'm never going to speak to her again.
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hooraydiation:
Vegetarian protocol allows some leeway when it comes to cannibalism. Killing people to eat them is wrong, of course, but sedating them and surgically removing some meat isn't enitrely objectional. I'm sure he would've needed an appendectomy eventually anyway.
And hanging out with some gay chinese males with you would be pretty great.
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And hanging out with some gay chinese males with you would be pretty great.
[Edited on Dec 12, 2005 1:22PM]
carrotjuice:
Your dating profile is Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. 
Reading the comments on any of the "News" listings on this site is a mistake.
They are always full of opinions from people who think that they are a.) clever, or b.) important.
Fucking spare me.
They are always full of opinions from people who think that they are a.) clever, or b.) important.
Fucking spare me.
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black_tar_heroin:
i fucked some girl the other night in my bed and woke up my mom and dad and then i broke my bed...
wu!
wu!
hooraydiation:
You're the bee's knees, a laugh riot. 4 stars. Destined to become a classic.
So I went to see Depeche Mode and they were very good and all that but something funny happened while I was at the show.
I was standing in a long ass line at the merchandise counter and this girl, I think she must have been 18 or 19, comes up to me and asks if I will buy her a shirt after I finally...
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I was standing in a long ass line at the merchandise counter and this girl, I think she must have been 18 or 19, comes up to me and asks if I will buy her a shirt after I finally...
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black_tar_heroin:
dude. i am making a flyer for the TX gov!!!!!!!!!!
black_tar_heroin:
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Too bad about being unemployed. Was leaving the job consensual?
I don't have my hopes up for X-Men. I don't trust guys who direct Rush Hour and then turn it into a trilogy. I can't not see X3 either, though.
And the Christian youth group scene is the best scene of all.