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Dear world,

Suck my back.

Love,
Katie
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judypatricia:
How is it that I have not yet seen you around, hmm?
luckyp:
Yeah, what ^she^ said!

How's that back sucking coming along?

kiss
--l*P
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"The secret is licking the palm."

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Update:

I live in a cute little apartment by Central Park in New York City. Ironically enough, I signed the lease before I ever even seriously thought about moving in.

I've lived here since I came back from Europe. It's great. I have some plants and big sunny windows to keep them happy.

I also have a roommate...
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ines:
lol, yes he sure is! Thank you girl kiss
(how lucky you are confused )
33parker:
Does nobody get the Ferris Bueller comment? What's up with dat?

Careful shocked pouncing with roommates can be dangerous
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Hey,

Do you think I can take the disco duck in the bathtub? The wind-up duck didn't do so well.

Paddle on motherfucker,
tuxy
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thepirate:
You're welcome.
brighteye:
soooo decided to stick around? loser...
kiss
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John Jacob Jingleheimmer Schmidt?! That's my name too! Whenever we go out, the people always shout, "there goes John Jacon Jingleheimmer Schmidt- la la la la la la la".
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tuxy:
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America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956.
I can't stand my own mind.
America when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb
I don't feel good don't bother me.
I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind.
America when will you be angelic?
When will...
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drstinkypants:
he read that quote on a bob dylan thing i watched last night.

is that bunny macaroni? a girl i dated was obsessed with that very brand i think. i used to love that "push tail to open" part.
the_shine:
If he does nt drink in my bar I don t give a shit who he is!!!
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I feel like this and like this both at the same time.

(mess).

Anyway, I bought a little tree that lives in my house and I love its pants off. We have that whole O2/CO2 exchange goin' on. It's hot.
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nolovetildeath:
I also bought a house plant (tree)
cedar:
hi kitten. i need your full addy.
asap....
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Hey, remember that time...
I ate your brain?
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No, of course you wouldn't.
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tehpeanut:
yea i kind of really do remember that puke
sixsixty:
you can blame me for anything you want. i'm not bothered by people having false ideas of me. but do it as long as it helps you feel better. otherwise what's the point?