okay, so, i about shat myself today when - out of nowhere - i get an email announcing a position opening within the photo department at my job... a position that i know i'd rock harder than chuck d.
and right about now is the time when i start freaking out about getting all my materials together and updating my resume and writing a cover...
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and right about now is the time when i start freaking out about getting all my materials together and updating my resume and writing a cover...
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*puts down coffee... looks around cyberspace...*
Are you, at times, ever proud of your farts?
Are you, at times, ever proud of your farts?
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xxanastasiaxx:
*waves back..
silly boy...girls don't fart!!!! ewwwww....
silly boy...girls don't fart!!!! ewwwww....
xxanastasiaxx:
"i actually knew a girl who, literally, could not fart... (she had a worm of some sort)... "
OMG, that just made me laugh so hard I choked on my drink!
I mean poor girl..I think
OMG, that just made me laugh so hard I choked on my drink!
I mean poor girl..I think
blah... i hate it when you're broken down by numbers... makes me want to poo on the system.
POO!
POO!
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abra:
hi sweet boy. still no phone. thinking of you. tell me something happy. tell me i look cute today. tell me a story.
ivy:
That's why you manipulate the numbers in your favor. 
Well, unless you're gambling, and then that shit will get you killed...
Well, unless you're gambling, and then that shit will get you killed...I...
...I am in a mopey mood. Just check back in a day or so - I should be fine by then.
...I am in a mopey mood. Just check back in a day or so - I should be fine by then.
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alyssum:
Be well...
Be well...
ivy:
I just went through one of those. Blech. Find someone who makes you laugh, then buy them liquor. Usually works for me.
man... this is too good... at work, i get free stuff for being a geek about gear!
i've been thinking that i want to do a project, a photo project that is, for my site but i'm not sure of a theme... any suggestions?
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i've been thinking that i want to do a project, a photo project that is, for my site but i'm not sure of a theme... any suggestions?
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bombshellbetty:
You should shoot lemurs. I love lemurs. 
alyssum:
Oh man! What kind of gear do you get? 
Wow that looks like an awesome book. I gotta get to reading.
I personally would least like to relive the 90s.
I can't really think of any redeeming things about that decade!
Wow that looks like an awesome book. I gotta get to reading.
I personally would least like to relive the 90s.
I can't really think of any redeeming things about that decade!okay, i'm in a good mood now...
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tawnya:
okay, well you should talk to me about sunday. i'm super glad you're in a good mood! it could mean even better pictures!
puppeteer:
Whoo!
so, i've been charged with making a christmas list by tonight - otherwise i'll get "a bunch of stuff from every craft fair in the county"...
so what should i ask for?
so what should i ask for?
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alyssum:
Oh man, a whole long weekend with no pr0n?! That sucks. That was actually pretty funny last time I went to stay with my family. I wanted to meet up with dear, sweet yumchen and had to check my profile for some information or other. How to quickly, subtly and discreetly look at porn sites at Mommy's house, what a challenge.
bombshellbetty:
I had no idea the elves had to abide by international tarriffs and such. It's a wonder any kids ever find anything under their trees!
Does that mean you're gonna get me a pony?!?!?
Does that mean you're gonna get me a pony?!?!?
*sigh*
sometimes i just want to smack myself for some of the things i do.
happy thanksgiving everyone, i hope all is well with you.
sometimes i just want to smack myself for some of the things i do.
happy thanksgiving everyone, i hope all is well with you.
today is house cleaning day... and since today is house cleaning day, there shall be music played loudly and mops danced with and poor, unsuspecting neighbors viewing the chaos through my windows...
tomorrow is bite-your-tongue-while-the-relatives-talk day... and i don't think i need to say more about that.
so what do you listen to when cleaning?
moi: nina simone, the clash, mission of burma, gold chains,...
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tomorrow is bite-your-tongue-while-the-relatives-talk day... and i don't think i need to say more about that.
so what do you listen to when cleaning?
moi: nina simone, the clash, mission of burma, gold chains,...
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cakemix:
bobby darin - beyond the sea.... 
alyssum:
I pretty much listen to the radio when I clean, largely the 80s station because that tends to be very perky. That's such a great picture, wow!
Actually, I've never even heard of that movie, but I'll have to check it out! So many good movies I must see...
Oh mmm, I love that smell. Especially the hints of snow thing.
That's such a great picture, wow!
Actually, I've never even heard of that movie, but I'll have to check it out! So many good movies I must see...
Oh mmm, I love that smell. Especially the hints of snow thing.
so, what traits/behaviors did you inherit from your family?
alyssum:
So many! My mom's hips, my dad's butt... my dad's intellectual curiosity and shyness more than anything behavior-wise.
so i found my samurai stikfa passed out on my desk this morning... apparently the duties of defending my computer against the onslaught of the world's evils was too much and he drank one of those sample bottles of knob creek all by himself.
i'm proud of the little bugger - that's a lot of bourbon in one night for something that's barely 3 inches...
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i'm proud of the little bugger - that's a lot of bourbon in one night for something that's barely 3 inches...
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bombshellbetty:
I've been eating _really_ well here, but I haven't had a sourdough bowl with clam chowder here yet. Is that a touristy thing?
bombshellbetty:
I'm finding myself more interested in the latex parties than the clam chowder. Although I have been eating quite well. Gotta stop that, I'm gaining a bit of poundage. Only in the right places of course.
Although I have been eating quite well. Gotta stop that, I'm gaining a bit of poundage. Only in the right places of course. and what a week it's been...
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xxanastasiaxx:
HI!! *waves back
wish I could say the same...
(see, no big grin emoticon for me)
wish I could say the same...
(see, no big grin emoticon for me)
abra:
thank you sweet tjaden. you made me smile already. not a big grin, but a little smile. they don't have the right smiley for that.
eh..you don't need luck..you are gonna ROCk!